That's why Cthulhu (in CoC) has an attack that "kills 1d4 investigators per turn"
Aha! Just make an investigator that is not an investigator!
in CoC, player characters are called Investigators. So basically, 1d4 player characters die when he's nearby.
Send in NPCs!
Peasant raygun wins again!
If we can give him a -3 penalty, then we'll get more investigators than we lose.
The stats: Players can only kill this creature if wish or better is cast...
So you're saying we can become governor of California some day?
I mean, i haven't tried creating a party to kill Lucifer, but with only 38 touch ac and 3d6+28 damage on his Trident, i probably could. His saves are only in the 30s too. I've definitely got some ideas, if we include mythic then i think i could make an oracle that makes everyone immortal.
Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs
