[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Hold on, here's a report that my wife is looking for a better CEO! No, nope, I'm sorry, its absolute false. We are a happy couple. Couple means two. She was definitely not looking for a new CEO.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

The truth about hemorrhoids comes out.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Remember this morning when you were having cereal.. You took one spoon full, then another. That is more! You had one more! Learning is fun!

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

Maybe they should try the Elon way and fire everyone.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

More police to fuck us all up.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

I'm.on Lemmy and mastodon. Anything else is pure sarcasm. I sarcastically browse for TV's on Amazon. But will I buy? No. All have spyware on them, so no. I wouldn't touch meta with a 300ft pole.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

10 to 20 years. Thanks Mr orange man! What was the problem that needed this solution?

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 2 days ago

We should ask why. Did they fuck up the economy and need new revenue?

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

Or meta because its better? Like getting run over by a small car instead of a bus.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 2 days ago

I would also be afraid and would move away.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 25 points 3 days ago

And I care zero about ever purchasing those things.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 58 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Things to do to Putin when he's caught:

  1. Remove internal organs.
  2. Poke one eye out and fill the hole with siracha sauce jalapeno pickle vinegar, and lemon....
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