[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

It probably went like this.....you raped who? Oh I'm conceding.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

All the princeses are real life slaves!

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

I rode some light rail trains in Mexico. The guards were putting money on boxes and I though it was a thought provoking photo. So I took the shot. Apparently they thought so too. They followed me and asked me to removed the photo because it was my first offense. Fuck that I've never been back in 35 years.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

Imagine pissing off a group of people so large that they exist in every major city and who have nothing to lose and nothing to fear. Plus some are crazy, hungry and desperate. Would you walk around their camp?

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

We should work on separated bike paths to narrow down the street.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago

Back in the 80's or 90's there was this one show in Spanish "Erase Una Vez LA Vida". You just have your kids watch that a few times and they will be experts in the human body. Including the knowledge of how viruses are always lurking around trying to fuck us all up:

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

See that? You don't. Its not night. You insult in the shadow of an old drunk Mexican.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

Both good points. I like the feel of not worn out pants from time to time.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

Just sending some to Guantanamo or el Salvador. And some more. And a few more.

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And a few more...

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

Ask? Nah! Grab a bat! This is your computer! Find the fucker and fuck'em up! Give him a taste of hi....oh dude! Not the eye balls! C'mon that's too muc...that's a knife! What are you doing! Oh shit! No! C'mon! Not the ball. Oh the entire thing!!! Oh put it in a ziplo....no! Not there! Oh my Jimmy Johnson! My holy jebus! I'm outta here! I don't know you! Don't call me!

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago

Here's an idea, legalize polygamy and same sex marriage. Now you can be a guy who lives with 9 other guys in a 5 bedroom house and be able to afford it!

Requirements... Well its not gay if you can afford a house! Then you sell it, divide the profit, buy another better house and continue until you sold enough houses that each individual can buy a house. The men or women need to choose a house that needs repair so they can fix the house and sell it for a profit.

Actually I guess this can work for men and women gay, or straight. So long as you can tolerate the others and all agree to the business plan, it can work....are you guys a business? Nope, we're all married!

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