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[-] epicstove@lemmy.ca 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I'm in Switzerland rn and German really does not sound that aggressive. They actually sound quite kind and sweet.

Polish and Finnish swearing though... That's next level.

[-] beerclue@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

Mit Karte bitte!

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 3 points 17 hours ago
[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 16 hours ago

If that Cthulu image was from a movie, I'd wanna watch that!

[-] DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language. As a Dutchman who also speaks German, it’s a perfectly pleasant language to me in 99% of the cases (but then I think it’s beautiful anyway, hence why I learnt it). There’s nothing inherently ‘screamy’ about German.

Though I have to admit that when I do hear it being screamed in, it immediately triggers associations with that period in history like I was there myself. I blame movies.

[-] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language.

Yeah it's exactly that: Stereotype and being used to a certain melody in a language. For me (German) Arabic often sounds aggressive for some reason... Farsi and Dari sound pleasent though. I don't understand neither of them...

Even in Germany we consider some other dialects rude or aggressive sounding. For a lot of people Berlin's dialect sounds rude or some people from the north have the same feeling with some dialects from the sound. (For me it's the dialects spoken in the Black Forest).

Language is weird.

[-] Mouette@jlai.lu 8 points 1 day ago

I blame what have done Germany 80 years ago in Europe as the main reason, we are barely getting out of the phase were all people that lives through these times are dead but it is still rembered.

[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 16 hours ago

This is exactly what it is. That reputation has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual sound of German. The stereotype, btw is not about it being screamy, but ugly. People claim it sounds ugly and aggressive, for no reason other than Nazis. It's a cultural stereotype that was completely projected onto the language, most notably how it sounds.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

It could just be that for a lot of people their only exposure to German is that clip from Der Untergang where Hitler gets super pissed and it does indeed sound like yelling in German is way more aggressive than yelling in English - but the other people in the room don't yell back at him and there's nothing aggressive about their speech.

That and the videos of people pronouncing words in different languages and of course ambulance is said in a normal tone while Krankenwagen is yelled because stereotyp funni, but that's based more on how the words look when written down I think.

[-] tauren@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago

I bet most people who believe this have never heard normal German speech, only exaggerated phrases from movies and comic sketches, where Germans are bad guys who intentionally sound threatening.

[-] raltoid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You sound just like people from the UK who talk about not liking the word fookin' used in jokes because they don't talk like that.

[-] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago

Kinda unfortunate because if Americans understood the Hitler speeches they'd know he's a whiney bitch who sounds just as stupid as Trump with just as much of a victim complex.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

I'm German, but I have to hand it to them: The Dutch have by far the best insults of any language.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity

[-] AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago

My mother tongue is Afrikaans, I thought our insults were intense. Until I moved to the Netherlands, damn chill.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

When the Dutch start cussing:

[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago

Its so funny seeing Americans just thinking normal hochdeutsch is hardcore

Just wait until you hear Ze cute Bayrische Dialekt

Die in hell. points at shoes

[-] missandry351@lemmings.world 7 points 1 day ago

You never heard Portuguese people

[-] Redex68@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I swear to god, why tf do they sound so Russian, like how.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 38 points 1 day ago

English insults are like "How's your day, love?" and the other lad is positively miffed on account of how you pronounced it.

[-] paequ2@lemmy.today 31 points 1 day ago
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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Lass sofort ein Bier rüberwachsen, sonst setzt's Randale!

[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ich nehme den Saupressmagen in Biersoße mit Kartoffeln und dazu ein Hacker-Pschorr.

[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Augustiner trink ich wenn ich kotzen will.

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Weils so gut ist, dass du dich immer brutal volllaufen lässt?

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

It took me a while to realize that my mom (Korean, from Busan area) was on the phone having a conversation and not a heated argument. Literally sounded like screaming at times.

[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

East Asian languages in general (excluding Japanese). My first thought seeing this meme was "this MF never heard Cantonese before?"

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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago

Einmal Pommes mit Ketchup zum mitnehmen bitte, aber ohne Zwiebeln

[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Und ohne Blei.

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Ne, ich bin die Currywurst und er Pommes rot-weiß.

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[-] banghida@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

Russian sounds super soft. Childish, almost.

[-] RobotFK 11 points 1 day ago

Я тоже так думаю

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[-] Onionguy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Idk man "May you get fucked by a swordfisch" (spanish insult) is pretty hard in my book x)

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 18 hours ago

Magst du gefickt werden bei einem Schwertfisch?

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[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Ich bin ein Berliner

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago
[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

See that? You don't. Its not night. You insult in the shadow of an old drunk Mexican.

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