[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

It probably went like this.....you raped who? Oh I'm conceding.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

I though abortion was illegal in Texas.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

We should work on separated bike paths to narrow down the street.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago

I though to cross post here because it talks about Bluetooth tracking of people.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

You should known that our beloved pumpkin pie is working directly with the back of the future crew to locate the actual dolorian used for the films. With the vast plutonium reserves they will send Elon back in time to the moment Putin was borne. He will the proceed to choke that sonobabich: okay let's see this happening:

88mph.
The vehicle's flux capacitor is activated.
The vehicle is at its maximum hyperbolic pressure MHP. That's when the hyperbolae regarding the vehicle is at Ludicrous hypervelocity.
The tire flames are now converging into the time flux redundonator.
And he's gone! The sonobabich did it!

OK now we switch over to the time Harper lapse camera. Let's see Elon locate and choke baby putin. Wait a minute! Is he breast feeding putin? Holy! That is not a breast! No! The humanity! And putin is actually just Elon sucking on his own. Why didn't we see it?!!

We must send a second dolorian back in time to stop the first dolorian!

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

I also want AOC to be president....starting now.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago

Buying soda and candy. I can get behind a worm for that one. Just ban those things already. But I would step on that worm right after. The guy is clearly crazy. And too old. I wouldn't want anyone to suffer from whatever self inflicted speech impediment this guy has.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

See that? You don't. Its not night. You insult in the shadow of an old drunk Mexican.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

What about shaving items and deodorant?

....yup done already.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago

A woman is when a guy crosses the line. You say "Wo! Man!"

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

The distance between her eyes keeps getting smaller. Or maybe its a camera effect.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

He doesn't care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.

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