If the door exists, then it can be opened

One lane country road. The driver had passed one car, saw the next car move left to give the cyclists room, figured that guy was trying to prevent him from passing, and then decided to instead go around via the shoulder, plowing into the brothers from behind.

I appreciate the meme's use of the Windows hotkey while it is displayed on a mac

Not that it takes much to trash their grid

The Instant Pot was a product so good that customers rarely needed to buy another one. The company went bankrupt.

Man, we had to replace the fuse on ours four times before we gave up on it; I don't think 'product longevity' was a major factor in the brand's downfall. It also did a shit job of cooking rice.

I also highly doubt Logitech's ability to make a "forever" mouse with how many I've had to RMA due to faulty left click switches. Get your product design, supply chain, and QA in order before you start trying to tie people down with wholly unnecessary and unwanted subscriptions. Shitty ent seeking MBA vampires fucking everything up for everyone.

I'm boring, and still like Stegosaurus best. Gotta love that Thagomizer.

That's just the dark with extra steps

The cloud is just someone else's computer

Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.

The extortion for API use is how they are fucking it up, from the console manufacturer's perspective.

Charisma is selling salsa as a tomato based fruit salad

The older you get, the more excited you get for socks as a present.