[-] abbiistabbii 55 points 3 months ago

Dear god the Onion is scary.

[-] abbiistabbii 54 points 3 months ago

You know, if you're gonna shut down hospitals because a doctor disagreed with you, you might, miiiight just be a fascist.

[-] abbiistabbii 50 points 4 months ago

preserved games might be used for entertainment

Umm, yeah, that's what a lot of preserved media is used for. You think publishers are losing their shit over people enjoying Shakespeare?

[-] abbiistabbii 51 points 5 months ago

As a Scot I'm kinda worried that drunk walking is illegal. Like how the fuck do you get home after a night on the pish, fuckin' flying?

[-] abbiistabbii 55 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ok so a trans woman transitions too well for their liking and thus they declare they must have been cis all along?

Fucking Kek.

[-] abbiistabbii 62 points 7 months ago

The idea that a simpler system of weights and measures that operate in base-10 will somehow cripple America is somehow fucking hilarious.

[-] abbiistabbii 61 points 7 months ago

Climate Change Activist

Wut

[-] abbiistabbii 46 points 8 months ago

but when your “peaceful protest” is causing deaths by causing car crashes and delaying ambulances I think you both deserve some sort of repercussions and to lose the right to call it a peaceful protest

How many people were killed by ambulances being delayed and car crashes due to protests exactly? Genuinely curious.

[-] abbiistabbii 50 points 8 months ago

Fucking this. The amount of Evangelicals who cite Paul as if he's CHRIST HIMSELF really fucking boils my piss. I have to stop and tell them "that's not JESUS you're citing, but Paul, try again."

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OK so I have questions about this cartoon. I get Hulk, Mr Incredible and Goku, but why Mighty Mouse?

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You can tell this was made by a Dog owner because the parts of cat's brain are:

  • Food
  • Sleep
  • CHAOS
  • I N S P E C T
  • Protect Territory
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[-] abbiistabbii 57 points 10 months ago

This man is basically saying out loud "Don't date me, I just want a servant I can fuck."

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