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Here, have some unpleasant knowledge about Mario.
(lemmy.world)
Whose job is it to go around burying dead Marios?
Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.
The piranha plants probably.
Oh, sure, make the guys with no hands or feet do it!
Sounds like DEI, so I think it's not going to fly in the current political climate.
Unpleasant is not a word I would have used for this information. Informative is the word I would have used
Does it explain how or why there are so many Marios?
You ever watch Orphan Black? Based on a true story.
"We still talk about you"
"We-a still talkabout-a you, woohoo!"
that means whenever the 1up falls down the pit of death because it went the wrong way out of it's block it's just going back to where it came from
Hmm. That doesn't very neatly explain the ones that pop up in places where it's impossible to die.
Look up ant cordyceps, learn how some fungus can move around, and then have trouble sleeping for a few days.
Proof that zombies do exist
tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
“what did you do to my brother?!“ (pulls out 9mm)
So the only wasted lives are the ones you have left when you complete the game...
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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