In catholic circles it’s more like: “Don’t read the bible, you don’t have the proper toolset and knowledge to understand. Come to church, we’ll explain it to you and leave out the bits we don’t like.”

“Oh, and while you’re there, make sure to put some money in the box we pass around. That is before you put money in the other box to touch our fancy cross. And after you put money in the other other box to light a candle.”

Better to prepare those boys for all of the ass-whoopings women will serve them in their future professional careers, no?

No. This is not a "creative" way to nudge us towards the store. Definitely not. It's just the type of monetization every gamer has been secretly yearning for, right?

*Sad Belgian noises

Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.

I switched to Qobuz from Spotify. Never going back. Better sound quality, good UX, and they pay artists more than 10x what Spotify pays per stream.

Spotify has been promising better audio quality for years and I just don't think they will deliver.

The purchase price is negligible, but the total cost of ownership is staggering.

It's so desperate.

I tested them and they don't even sound that great. For the price, there are a lot of WAY better options out there.

But that is the case with many Apple products.

Literally hundreds of thousands of players are proving him/her wrong as we speak.

Advertisers must be thrilled!

I see tactical sandals, I upvote.