[-] Voran@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

I remember as a kid in my area this game was called Toilets.

If you got caught you were a toilet and had to stand with your arm out until someone pushed on it and said 'flush.'

I miss the toilet game haha

[-] Voran@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I get that it's a bit inappropriate to be flippant and make jokes but if I worried about this every time I saw a headline about it I'd die from my adrenal glands exploding and melting a hole through the back of my computer chair.

[-] Voran@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

What in the name of diarrhea is this? Someone please just explain like I'm a complete idiot

[-] Voran@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

No a very traditional and backwards woman made a comment about how I'd be a good wife for her son who I don't even know.

I don't know how I managed to come across as that much of a worthless cored-out shell.

[-] Voran@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Someone said I would be a good wife...I felt powerless and degraded. How did I manage to come off as so brainless and lacking in self respect that I'd have nothing better to do than be someone's wife?

[-] Voran@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

And people hound me about how I'll die with cats and desperately regret not having a man to wash smelly socks for.

Marriage is psychological adrenalectomy.

[-] Voran@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

He was never even truly homeless. He had a lot of free help from others.

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submitted 6 months ago by Voran@lemmy.world to c/general@lemmy.world

...how on one hand there's a male loneliness epidemic and women are partly to blame because we're so picky - and yet on the other hand things like this.

How can we both be desperately needed for your emotional health but also be huge annoying burdens? I don't get it.

[-] Voran@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

I don't wanna be reincarnated. Deep black annihilation plz

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submitted 6 months ago by Voran@lemmy.world to c/music@lemmy.world

This song made me legitimately berserk. I haven't had that much of an adrenaline rush from a song since I was 13 and just discovered metal.

[-] Voran@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago

Agreed. Men are human beings. She may be smaller and less of a physical threat but she's also a grown ass adult who should have some basic decency.

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submitted 6 months ago by Voran@lemmy.world to c/ukulele@lemmy.world

fear my repetitive chorus

[-] Voran@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

I don't blame them. I can't imagine voluntarily getting brain surgery unless it was life or death.

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submitted 10 months ago by Voran@lemmy.world to c/ukulele@lemmy.world

I can stream from my phone too which means I can perform outside. First attempt at a stream was just 3 songs from my bedroom but I'll probably do some outdoors on my walking routes. I should be live at about 5pm GMT most days. Anyone who's interested here's my channel...https://www.twitch.tv/voran145

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Follow Me by Nautiloid (www.youtube.com)
submitted 10 months ago by Voran@lemmy.world to c/ukulele@lemmy.world

I managed to grab this before Reddit Sessions was removed. Couldn't not. It's my favorite song of hers.

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Zoom concert (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by Voran@lemmy.world to c/ukulele@lemmy.world

I'm doing one on 20 October at 6pm Dublin time.

If it's dry I shall play outdoors and you can see some of Southern Ireland as well as the ocean.

Zoom may cut out at 40 minutes. If that happens just wait a period of 2-3 minutes and I'll restart.

Zoom ID: 672 388 6378

Passcode: W95u7W

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submitted 11 months ago by Voran@lemmy.world to c/support@lemmy.world

Is it possible we could get some feature where people can livestream? I really miss Reddit Sessions but they were very clear it’s not being reinstated.

If it’s not possible or too expensive I apologize - I just thought I’d ask.

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New song on my baritone (www.youtube.com)
submitted 1 year ago by Voran@lemmy.world to c/ukulele@lemmy.world

Lyrics:

Smoke spills out past the tavern door The wail of a violin calls Why don't you play you say The pieces wait in neat lines

Queen Luna rises above the moor I move to meet your white pawn I see the hemlock you mixed with that red wine

All of this was a blunder of mine You can't take back your words Pour out the ocean and sunder the sky

I feign to sip from the poisoned wine I fail to see the branched lines I send my queen where rook waits on poised open file

Queen Luna lours spreads her fell white wings I hear the death howl they sing I load a shotgun with silver They are waiting outside

All of this was a blunder of mine You can't take back your words Pour out the ocean and sunder the sky

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submitted 1 year ago by Voran@lemmy.world to c/ukulele@lemmy.world

I'd feel a bit silly just posting umpteen songs of my own so I've held off, feel free to post yours!

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Sometimes when I log in, I see someone else's username! I just logged in and for a few seconds I saw 'PapaMac' instead of Voran

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submitted 1 year ago by Voran@lemmy.world to c/ukulele@lemmy.world

I absolutely love this, honestly like it more than the original. It's impressive how she can get such luxurious sound out of a purely treble instrument.

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Anyone who plays the ukulele, please come join!

[-] Voran@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[-] Voran@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I'd also like to post more but worry that I'm being narcissistic...Not everyone likes my weirdly-tuned ukulele music.

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