How in the world do you make Looney Tunes unprofitable? If I had a gajillion billion dollars and the IP like WB does I'd hire a crack team just to make Looney Tunes year round. And we would bring back the imitable violent behavior tenfold.

She saw anon standing alone and he really took her insult to heart.

It's crazy to me that Ray Kroc was already in the unedited version of this image... Dude Edison'd the fuck outta McDonald's.

Okay Megamind says trans rights? I knew this would be the case.

The best Onion headlines are the ones I see and slowly inhale instead of laughing.

Maybe "most accurate" is more apropros than "best."

I feel extremely lucky, I got to see them during the Sessanta tour, and again just a few months ago. I know they'll get a great replacement, but the trio of Les, Ler, and Herb is something really special. Herb is one of the greatest to ever do it!

Primus sucks!

It says the, girlies, the

"Hey Vern, look at this here Mejollyneer I just found!" throws to the side "Yep, it's a good thing I drank my Purity brand milk today, or else I wouldn't be able to lift that little ol' inchworm crawling across yer window there, knowhatimean." "Yes sir, it's all thanks to Purity brand milk that you see the striking figure of a god before you, Ernest P. Worrellsson." "ehhehehehehehehe." Mjolnir returns and smacks Ernest on the side of the head OUGH"

I love how she said she gets along with everyone and still went on to say that it's "impossible to walk around New York City without running into a mentally ill fa***t." Like, who do you think you're referring to with that statement? Because it seems to me she's referring to the drag queen she "gets along with." At least the hypocrisy remains consistent.

I'm in this post, and I don't like it.

I relate to you deeply, sharkfucker420.

The worst is when you notice someone has a really cool necklace and they make eye contact with you as you realize exactly what part of the body you appear to be looking at when observing someone's necklace.