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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 68 points 7 months ago

Bob Ross casually moving the hammer aside to set up another canvas

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 34 points 7 months ago

Steve Irwin .... gently nudges a 200lb crocodile's tail to pick up the hammer ..... CRIKEY MATE!, look at that croc! (while flipping the hammer with his free hand)

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago

Ernest Scared Stupid us up for free on YouTube right now, so, go watch it.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 7 months ago

We watch it religiously in this household.

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago
[-] Buffman@lemmy.world 70 points 7 months ago
[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 13 points 7 months ago

I don't want to look it up, because I don't want to disappointed, but I truly hope there's someone out there who makes Mr. Rogers Comics full time. Just churning out inspirational, wholesome, wonderful content in memory of an incredible person

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Why you make me cry? Every time I see this damned comic.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 points 7 months ago

How have I never seen this before? It’s wonderful.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

Fucking goblins cutting onions around me

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[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 7 months ago

Dayum, you brought the receipts right there, you sure did!:-)

[-] VerilyFemme 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Hey Vern, look at this here Mejollyneer I just found!" throws to the side "Yep, it's a good thing I drank my Purity brand milk today, or else I wouldn't be able to lift that little ol' inchworm crawling across yer window there, knowhatimean." "Yes sir, it's all thanks to Purity brand milk that you see the striking figure of a god before you, Ernest P. Worrellsson." "ehhehehehehehehe." Mjolnir returns and smacks Ernest on the side of the head OUGH"

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Closest thing is Mother's Miak! (I think that was what he misread it as on the Halloween movie)

He reminded me of my Dad growing up.

[-] miak@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago
[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Are you fresh and Hungarian?

[-] miak@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

The freshest and most Hungary!

[-] VerilyFemme 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"You probably thought I couldn't find it cuz it's not in season!"

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 7 months ago

I can hear this.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 26 points 7 months ago
[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Damn I miss him ...

[-] hate2bme@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Removed because I failed to read the original correctly.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

~~Do you not understand the idea behind Thor's hammer?~~

Edited because the parent edited their comment.

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[-] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

who the hell is this character that apparently only I haven't heard of???

there is straight up not enough info here to Google it and the comments aren't helping.

[-] VerilyFemme 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Maybe I can clear a few things up:

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

Even as a lad he was sensitive and caring

As cunning as a fox and as slippery as a herring

Whimsical and Mellow- A hale and hearty fellow

Not formal... Not normal!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

He's kindly as a saint but he'll never shirk a battle

To villains everywhere he's a burr beneath the saddle

He's nimble quick and brawny-His skin is smooth and tawny

Not mealy... Not really!

Ah ah ah ah! See the lightning fill the sky!

Ah ah ah ah! See the angry tide!

See the blinding rain come down 'Oh where is a hero now?' The children cried

He's inside... He went inside!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell

The hero of today is the legend of tomorrow

And whosoever crosses him shall live their life in sorrow

For lo the bridges burneth

That they may not returneth

To learneth... from Erneth!

There once was a man named Worrell-Ernest P. Worrell!

Let's celebrate this champion, this paragon of virtue

And should you be his foe, he'll be sorry if he hurts you

To some he's just a man but to others he's a beacon!

He sends his mother cash and he calls her every weekend!

He's punctual, he's affable, he's never quick to quarrel

He's moral... He's Ernest P. Worrell!

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

✨Core memories unlocked ✨

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I loved Ernest Rides Again. Well, I love all the Ernest movies.

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[-] evidences@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago
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[-] GhostFaceSkrilla@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Ernest Goes to Slap thedirtyknapkin.

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[-] Lurkinney@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ernest would lift it off his TV guide so he could see every channel jeopardy was on

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 7 months ago
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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

"Hey Verne! Found a perfectly good hammer for free downtown where all that fighting was happening! Now we can finally put the finishing touches on those cabinets in your kitchen, know-what-I-mean?"

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Of course Ernest can lift Thor's hammer, he's walked The Path of the Brave!

[-] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In one of the numerous Marvel/DC crossovers both Superman and Wonder Woman were able to lift Mjolnir.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I only have a vague memory of this because it was a single comment I read on TV Tropes a decade or more ago, but weren't some or all of the requirements lifted to allow that? IIRC, Superman wouldn't have met the requirements because of a "lack of a warrior's spirit." No idea regarding Wonder Woman.

[-] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

The first time it happened, there was a thing about Odin making an exception for Kal-El, but that has since been retconned. I don't recall Wonder Woman needing any exceptions, but she also didn't use it in her flight with Storm, as it wouldn't have been fair.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

but she also didn't use it in her flight with Storm, as it wouldn't have been fair.

Did the DC writers pen that one? Storm is an omega level mutant. Wonder woman is part of the DC Trinity, but it's hard to punch hurricanes that land on top of you.

[-] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Who won each battle was determined by fan voting prior to the publish date. This was also back in 1996 before Diana got written to be basically immune to the elements and Storm knocked her out with lightning.

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[-] thenewred@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Radar from MASH

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago
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[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

ernest being ghost rider would be fun

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 7 months ago

Ooooh, I know these lyrics!

Look in my face, stare in my soul

I begin to stupify

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Ice Bear.

Also Garnet.

[-] MisterScruffy@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

They'll never be able to reboot this classic Knock on wood

[-] mostNONheinous@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Hear me out, a movie about the Son of Ernest played by John Cena.

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