[-] VerilyFemme 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.

"Gentlemen, this is democrrracy manifest!"

This is the bloke that got me on the penis befoaaa.

"Ooh, that's a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well."

"And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?"

This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.

[-] VerilyFemme 96 points 1 month ago

HANDS OFF MY PENIS

[-] VerilyFemme 47 points 2 months ago

TIL it's manly to smell like an onion that just worked out

[-] VerilyFemme 66 points 2 months ago

Drew Barrymore had a fucked-up childhood, even by child star standards. Most of the other adults in her life would have been handing her shots at a nightclub.

As far as I'm concerned, Vincent here is giving her the closest equivalent to a normal childhood experience he can give. Even then, I'm pretty sure this was still a photoshoot...

9

You're just mad because I'll be able to do something with my fuckin guitar hands that you'll never be able to achieve in your fucking life, kid.

29
Nostalgia Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 months ago by VerilyFemme to c/19684
[-] VerilyFemme 74 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I redownloaded Stardew Valley last night and was amazed to find it's still less than a Gigabyte.

I know it's not the same as a hyperrealistic 3D game, but I'm still amazed at how much stuff he keeps adding, but it hasn't even scratched a GB.

[-] VerilyFemme 56 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Jfc this is going to affect intersex people more than trans people.

We were just at the cusp of addressing how fucked up fitting intersex people into one of two boxes is.

15
Looking to Switch in 2025 (self.dumbphones)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by VerilyFemme to c/dumbphones@lemmy.world

As the title says, I'm looking to upgrade to a dumb phone. I feel like I get too easily distracted by a smart phone, and I need something that can help mitigate that while still being functional in the modern world.

My research has led me to a few options, but I'm new to this and it can be hard to figure out if they have what I actually need.

I'm looking for a phone with a camera. It needs to be able to send images through text. I also need a 4g connection, GPS, and the ability to use a navigational app. If the only available phones with Maps must have a touchscreen, that is fine, though I would prefer a phone without pretty lights I can touch.

So far, it seems like the Nokia 2780 Flip and the Cat S22 are what I need.

Does anyone have experience with these? Is there a better option that fits my needs?

[-] VerilyFemme 73 points 4 months ago

Terry was a stray cat in a past life. He even got them with the tried and true "wander into their lives" method.

114
Honesty rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 months ago by VerilyFemme to c/196
496
Rulemas Day (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 months ago by VerilyFemme to c/196
[-] VerilyFemme 51 points 4 months ago

If only there was some way for him to stop it from happening.... Well, Joe, at least you tried.

[-] VerilyFemme 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I had to look at the community name before I realized this was about unit conversions and not that alien sticky.

EDIT: I checked the original community it was posted in. Some scientists here have been doing a little experimentation for their thesis.

11
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by VerilyFemme to c/gardengrooves@walledgarden.xyz

One of the very best songs from one of the very best bands. Out of all the songs on Core, this or Piece of Pie are probably the most underrated. I think most STP b-sides are underrated though. STP is one of the few bands for me where most of their material is on-par with their hits.

[-] VerilyFemme 50 points 7 months ago

To use a quote from the later part of the 1900s:

Time keeps on slippin' into the future.

95
The Rulepets (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 7 months ago by VerilyFemme to c/196
395
submitted 7 months ago by VerilyFemme to c/196
12
submitted 8 months ago by VerilyFemme to c/music@lemmy.world

Probably the first Stones song I ever heard, courtesy of Rayman Raving Rabbids 2.

[-] VerilyFemme 48 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You need these now on account of wine bottles evolving that maze-like cork.

4
submitted 8 months ago by VerilyFemme to c/asktransgender

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/15865014

Hi, everyone! So, I'm moving toward going on estrogen in the next year. Before I do that, there are some steps I want to take to prepare. I'm using an at-home IPL machine now for hair removal, and I'd like to get some voice lessons under my belt as well. The main step I want to take next is sperm cryopreservation. My fiancee and I want kids, but I'm not certain it would be a good idea to have a kid during puberty. So, we want to freeze my sperm or our embryos, and I was wondering if ya'll have any resources you could share? I've looked into a few at-home sperm freezing kits, but it's such a big deal to place your fertility in the hands of a company like that and any advice would be much appreciated! <3

14
submitted 8 months ago by VerilyFemme to c/transgender@lemmy.ml

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/15865014

Hi, everyone! So, I'm moving toward going on estrogen in the next year. Before I do that, there are some steps I want to take to prepare. I'm using an at-home IPL machine now for hair removal, and I'd like to get some voice lessons under my belt as well. The main step I want to take next is sperm cryopreservation. My fiancee and I want kids, but I'm not certain it would be a good idea to have a kid during puberty. So, we want to freeze my sperm or our embryos, and I was wondering if ya'll have any resources you could share? I've looked into a few at-home sperm freezing kits, but it's such a big deal to place your fertility in the hands of a company like that and any advice would be much appreciated! <3

21
submitted 8 months ago by VerilyFemme to c/trans

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/15865014

Hi, everyone! So, I'm moving toward going on estrogen in the next year. Before I do that, there are some steps I want to take to prepare. I'm using an at-home IPL machine now for hair removal, and I'd like to get some voice lessons under my belt as well. The main step I want to take next is sperm cryopreservation. My fiancee and I want kids, but I'm not certain it would be a good idea to have a kid during puberty. So, we want to freeze my sperm or our embryos, and I was wondering if ya'll have any resources you could share? I've looked into a few at-home sperm freezing kits, but it's such a big deal to place your fertility in the hands of a company like that and any advice would be much appreciated! <3

[-] VerilyFemme 50 points 9 months ago

What I'm getting from this is that India is the only country between the three with color TV.

view more: ‹ prev next ›

VerilyFemme

joined 1 year ago