So excited this is still alive! This game was the first I really played on my first PC, back in '93.

Fuck Chiquita (and Nestle while we're at it)

Bitch

Why?

adding that even friends of Israel would not tolerate “images of mass starvation”.

Translation: we'll shoot more press people.

Personally, I think this picture of Steve Balmer is so much more iconic and should be used for every single article about Microsoft or Windows:

"but... it shouldn't have affected ME, you know?"

What the hell took them so fucking long. Anyone still using Xitter is a fascist enabler.

Elon Musk is a certified piece of shit.

What are you talking about? Pedro is the exception, the one good guy. They won't deport him, I need him! They can't do that to me, can they?

Yeah, it's what Jesus would want, didn't you know?

I would so use that in their next marketing campaign. The slogan writes itself!

"Outlawed in [Denmark|in some countries] for being too spicy!"

Good idea, giving Microsoft control over every single open source project. I mean, what could go wrong, right?