It had an unusually long neck and measured up to 20m (66ft) - roughly the length of a cricket pitch.

Seems they're covering metric, imperial and sports field based measurements; The holy trinity of distance measuring.

Goat simulator 3 exists, despite there being no Goat simulator 2.

I particularly appreciate the fact that it's EAs launcher in the meme, undoubtedly one of if not the worst offender for this shit.

Apparently there have been so many changes listed in v1 patch notes, that they reached the announcement limit on Steam.

Source: https://www.polygon.com/palworld-full-release-patch-notes-steam-leaving-early-access/

Did you interpret the comment as aimed at the children, rather than the state of Israel?

Maybe the original commenter does consider a couple of 8 year olds to be evil, I can't speak on their behalf; but it seems far more likely they're referring to the genocidal state currently killing 8 year olds that they represent, rather than specific individuals playing chess.

I'm sure they were devastated to automatically advance to the next round.

Probably used bleat to text.

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Not a yank but I know the details.

The American kid is Otto Warmbier. Tragic case, he stole a North Korean poster, and was arrested. Eventually released to the states in a vegative state, and succumbing to his injuries at 21.

The paint chips refer to people being charged with felonies due to removing debris from the reflecting pool. Still early days yet, so no deaths in custody related to it afaik.

I would tune in to something called terrorball, in all honesty.

The slogan could be. "It's not good, it's terrorball."

3 pair or even a flush of scissors is still beaten by a singular rock however.