I'm trying to think of a more bizarre combination of a photo, it's title, and the adjoining caption. I cannot.
This is the one. Right here, officer.
After all, you and me baby? Ain't nothin' but mammals.
Yea these poor companies artificially inflating their product containers to provide a sense of more product within while stating the actual product amount in 6 pt font at the bottom of the packaging are getting a bad wrap! Sure the net weight is provided and without comparison to another package it's difficult to ascertain exactly what that weight equates to but that should be on the consumer and not the poor company trying to deceive you into thinking you're getting more than you paid for!
When will the consumer finally accept how dumb they are and apologize to these conglomerates?!
Where's the shadow above the implied penis coming from? This is what's upsetting me.
He's got 999,999 problems, but leaving the country ain't one.
Sounds like you're telling me that everyone doesn't share my exact thoughts, beliefs, and opinions. That's crazy, sir/madam.
Sadly, he can only perform a single cock push up. But when you think about it... One is all you really need.
You know... I think I did know that.
We should... We should be able to watch a little porn at work
Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, "There's no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins." Then they tell me, "And there's no way a quarter of them are nude."
They think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.