The qr code is just a text string. It says "1,000,000". Fucking amazing.
He's got 999,999 problems, but leaving the country ain't one.
Oh, really? I bet if he leaves the borders of the US at all he carries a real passport. No customs officer will put up with this. They have zero sense of humor when it comes to documents.
I want to see some stories of people who have tried to travel internationally with these.
they're out there. the guy that sells them has been arrested like 36 times for trying to cross borders with them.
How the hell is he not in jail for forging documents? I guess he's not forging legitimate documents, but he has the entire intent and sells them and tries to use them... Should be in jail on principle, and for selling fake goods.
I have one I will post separately!
Don't leave us hanging!
“Diplomatic Operations Specialist”
🤡
Also the fact that "title" is the only one not capitalized is amusing to me
'Beneficery' 🤣
OP is here for you!
Those are two different people. One is a man and the other is a woman, for one.
Only question is how much he owe in child support
I'll bet that looks real good in his wallet tucked next to the "get out of jail free" card
Arstotzka so great, passport not required
hamilton bro is irl jorji
Bey stands for "been evicted yet?'.
Glory to Arstotzka!
My favorite part is trying to pass off this super official looking /s card with this lame ass cell-phone photo in a zipper jacket lmao
The least believable part of this card is it being valid for 20 years!
Is that the Bundesadler top middle?! wtf xD
It is indeed, just checked with my German passport.
Whoever did this ID literally just put random shit from a Google images search on it
I like how he wanted people to know his birthday, just not how old he is
But the visible 1 shows he's over 23
It feels like they would be fucked if these worked. The US is not good to non-citizens.
Oh it's much worse than that.
Imagine if this worked, and people could just exempt themselves from the law by carrying a card that says "diplomatic immunity" on it. Everyone would do it, you'd be crazy not to, even if you weren't planning on committing crimes, just to prevent the possibility of a (potentially unjust) arrest or conviction.
And once everyone is above the law, you basically have The Purge, which devolves to more of an Escape From New York kind of vibe, before finally landing in Mad Max territory.
Or, alternatively, we recognize that the card works just as well for the authorities, who can't be charged with anything for ignoring your diplomatic immunity.
"Diplomatic immunity!"
"You heard 'em. Cut off their access to public services while we arrange transport to their homeland of... Oh! Heaven! Hey! Have Phil get the cannon ready!"
ironically, the state of Texas is trying this "no, laws don't mean anything' tactic with the supreme court right now.
It might even encourage people to commit crime. I know I'd use it to tape Monday Night Football without the expressed written consent of ESPN and the National Football League.
I should start a business selling these
549.99 with 5G resistant plating included for free!
Back when I worked in retail someone tried to get a credit card with a fake "gov" ID. We called the cops. A detective showed up real quick and confiscated the ID while interrogating the guy.
Tried to get the "provider" out of him and cut him loose. Told us someone has been peddling the IDs and they were on it.
That was 20 years ago let alone now. So ymmv on that side hustle.
These people can't be this braindead. It doesn't take a genius to understand that countries have to also recognize their political status to make it real in any way other in than their minds.
They are SO batshit crazy.
Bro, this shit doesn't even work for white people.
You got no chance.
Where does one report the loss of the card? Or to who?
To Jesus Christ himself.
Nah, you just go to Office Max and make another one.
The funny thing about this is that if this were a real thing, the issuing agency would necessarily possess all of this person's precious ~~bodily fluids~~ personal information.
Aw, that's cute. Little hologram and everything.
Huh, I wonder what a "beneficery" is
That eagle hologram on the top looks suspiciously German. Going through the versions the most like likely (wing shape, size of tail, various details) seems to be the kleines Bundessiegel, small federal seal, this one.
So tough luck, this is actually a personell identification card of the limited liability company making up the German federal level.
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