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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Meanwhile, at the suspect’s hideout:

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 weeks ago

I too fake an accent when I am carefully planning an assassination. I hope he is already somewhere with no extradition treaty.

[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me that the person who's been going robbin people while wearing a hood is also called Robin Hood and that a real name of a real person and not just British people taking piss?"

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 weeks ago

British people taking piss?

Taking THE piss. That short word is the difference between making fun of/fooling someone and robbing the room where urine samples are stored.

The latter of which British people rarely do.

[-] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Well some smart arse put up a sign that said "1 robber occupancy max" and now they're all queued up outside the urine depository. Haven't moved in days .

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

They do stereotypically like a good queue, those Brits!

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The latter of which British people rarely do.

i must have just gotten unlucky then

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

You know what they say: unlucky in piss, lucky in love!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Some people are into it though.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There's an exception to every saying. Sometimes you DO need to put all your eggs in one basket and, contrary to what she'd tell you herself, my mother doesn't always know best 😁

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 weeks ago

we ah all bri'ish

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

British accent, they say? Okay NYPD, then explain Kevin Costner!

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 weeks ago

Men in Tights: Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent

I guess we have to let Costner go.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

meatwad sucks

[-] ThermonuclearCactus 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh he might of gone on living

if he hadn't made the fatal slip

of denying the claim of the ranger with the big iron on his hiiiipppppp

(yes i know it wasn't a revolver, unfortunately)

[-] univers3man@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[-] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 2 weeks ago

lol, no one can fake one of those, stellar work as usual from the NYPD.

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Robin Hoodie

[-] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous.

(where I got it)

[-] MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

Robin

for tha

Hood

2024

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh man if only this was photoshopped with him smiling

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