The happy version of every accusation is a confession

Mine's been leaked and I only use it locally now

I wish I looked that good rotting in bed

I used to use the mens bathrooms an use the urinals standing while wearing a skirt early in my social transition. My threshold for stress is several orders of magnitude higher so getting right gendered then having to miscorrect them over the phone is no biggie. Well, compared to making the phone call to begin with because I'm an autistic little chicken lol

TOP averages out readings from the last few seconds. If there aren't enough samples the displayed values can be… off

Above urinals. To confuse the enemy

I hate electron apps. Just make a website asshole, don't bundle a whole chrome browser! The only one I'll tolerate is ferdium, because having a message control center is kinda neat.

The number of men (and people who think they're men) circling the alt right drain is depressing.

How does the snap store have worse moderation than flathub when the snap store has the weight of a company behind it and flathub is run by [nervously notices it doesn't say]?

In our defense, nobody actually likes nvidia. They are a bunch of greedy patent trolls who actively stifle innovation with the way they run their business. And I don't hate windows users. I just think they're reckless with their privacy. As for mac users, I see them as cousins. At least what they're using is posix compliant. Oh, and other linux users: if you're using snaps, fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on. You're even stupider than the windows users.

You know you can just download arbitrary ttf files to ~/.fonts

You don't need to install them system wide. That's where my Comic Sans and Gnommish fonts live

Sunglasses both protect you from the light (natural and otherwise) and hide the fact you're not making eye contact (to an extent)