Should have been Donald Glover

My boyfriends grandmother loves to watch shows like ancient aliens and stuff. Normally I just ignore them as background noise, but sometimes I'll catch something, shake my head and move on.

One time though she was watching the one with William Shatner, unexplained mysteries I think it's called. And the person Shatner was talking too said "and there is no way we could build the pyramids today" and Shatner just said nodded and then said "why?" The guy mean mugged the shot outta him and they cut to a commercial. When it came back they were talking about something else. Really made me laugh.

But like fr though, bass pro shop built a pyramid, we build crazy skyscrapers and have hundreds of building styles all over the world, I'm sure we could build a pyramid today if we had too.

What are you saying can't use it with blutooth, the update just says it will be used by default if you have a blutooth device connected.

Please don't associate my community with that. I don't want to be compared to the soldier who would put that on their truck.

It is actually, literally freezing, then again temperature feeling is a bit relative. Anything under 20 is chilly to me.

Much easier to not fart than it is not to sneeze, and sneezes don't smell like shit.

I do like privacy, but I also have a VR headset so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ windows it is

Damn good thing I don't put make up and stuff on for them, I do it for me.

*Pass, you shall not.

I'm sure other people out there understand this, but like I'm such a sinkhole right now. I lost my job a few months ago, and I am trying so hard to get another one but its just not happening. I feel like I'm always hitting like 2nd or 3rd place in the lineup. The interviews go well, get call backs, then boom last minute they went with the other candidate. And everyone is telling me I'll be okay cause they say I'm smart and have skills.

But it doesn't matter, I'm broke, my medications running out, I'm tired, I have bills, everything hurts, I have no insurance, and I don't want to be a leech and already my boyfriend has picked up the rent and stuff, but like he has his own bills.

I just don't understand, why does shit have to keep happening, can't it just settle for like 5 minutes so u can catch up. I feel like I haven't been able to breath in years, and there is something that everyone else is in on that my autism doesn't let me understand, and I'm just.... idk anymore.

I'm bleh.

Knife is not way better, it's actually a pretty dangerous way to deflate a tire.

Make it three now