[-] SnotFlickerman 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

https://thelearninglandscape.blog spot .com/2013/05/play-water-pump-races.html

(Sorry about the spaces in this link, apparently lemmy.ml autoremoves the phrase "blog spot .com" if there's no spaces and it's part of an address.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxNZ_r7D6jA

[-] SnotFlickerman 7 points 4 days ago

Just call me "Stretch Nuts."

[-] SnotFlickerman 26 points 5 days ago

Our media is bought and paid for by wealthy interests who want all this.

It's actually ironic that MAGA were right that a lot of mainstream media couldn't be trusted... Just for the wrong fucking reasons and instead of being skeptical and thoughtful they just started listening to random asshats on the internet.

[-] SnotFlickerman 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Damn it can play Mario Odyssey?? I am a little surprised it can emulate Switch games, but damn that's cool.

I understand why it's Android but that also feels so limiting in a way...

[-] SnotFlickerman 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Whoa whoa buddy, nobody is shitting on you for your preferences.

  1. The original post by this woman stating "how many drinks would it take for you to forget I have a dick" is part of the problem because it normalizes the idea of a beautiful woman having a dick as a fetish instead of just "some beautiful women happen to have dicks."

  2. When someone says "who cares" they aren't necessarily saying there is anything wrong with a different opinion. In my case, it was meant as an implication that the original question itself is problematic to begin with.

  3. I didn't feel attacked when @IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world suggested that "you are the bottom, ya lucky bastard" despite the fact that I am strictly a top when it comes to trans women... because they weren't implying that was something wrong with feeling differently and I upvoted them because it was funny.

  4. A lot of those women (even some who are busy using fetishization of their dicks as a business model) don't actually like having a dick and want to get a full bottom transition surgery but cannot afford it and/or are prevented from pursuing it due to how fucked American healthcare and the issue of being trans is treated at all. Even if you don't like the bits they have now, there may be a future where they no longer have those bits, and in the meantime there's two other holes they might be happy to have you sexually active in. In my experience, a lot of transwomen who still have their original equipment don't want it touched at all because it's a reminder of their gender dysphoria/dysmorphia.

Anyway, wasn't meant to say that you can't have your preferences.

[-] SnotFlickerman 45 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

If she's hot and wants you who cares what set of genitals she's got?

Either way she is a beautiful woman who wants your company. That's the bottom line.

[-] SnotFlickerman 38 points 6 days ago

Oh no, the world is filling up with young people and us olds and our dumb fucking memes are being drowned out by these young people's dumb fucking memes! /s

[-] SnotFlickerman 66 points 6 days ago

I always took COVID seriously and got vaccines as soon as I could. I made it all the way through COVID without getting COVID once.

Then I was diagnosed with cancer in 2023 after making it through a fucking pandemic ha.

I don't talk about my vaccine status in relation to my cancer in public super often because I don't want to deal with idiots who will blame my cancer on my COVID vaccines. Which I just know some people are itching to be like "SEE WE TOLD YOU" despite the kind of cancer I have being fairly common long before COVID or the vaccines for it were around.

Anyway, I continue to take my vaccine regiment pretty seriously since I'm immunocompromised now and all.

I appreciate you and everyone else who takes it seriously, too, because it helps me know that other people take it seriously for the sake of people like myself, whose immune systems need the help of herd immunity to really make it through.

So, thanks and cheers!

[-] SnotFlickerman 80 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's like the opposite of Dr. House's "It's never Lupus."

"It's always DNS."


I feel like we really need to speed up the embrace of IPv6 to solve this kind of issue. DNS is helpful to humans sure but a lot of these outages are triggered by services not being able to reach one another because they're hard-coded to a DNS to avoid shifting IPs due to things like NAT.

It feels like we could do an end-run around a lot of this by having a failover to an IPv6 address that is associated with the DNS entry if the DNS fails. Kind of like you generally have multiple DNS servers in sequence in case one of not-responsive, what if, at the service-level we stopped relying on DNS so much and instead used the benefits of IPv6 to not have services fail when DNS does? DNS should be for humans not for computers especially not in a world where IPv6 exists.

(someone who is more familiar with the ins-and-outs of IPv6 is welcome to tell me if and why I am wrong in thinking this)

[-] SnotFlickerman 52 points 6 days ago

fukken gottem

[-] SnotFlickerman 43 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
  1. Be charitable
  2. Be candid
  3. Be kind
  4. Be a teetotaler (sober)
  5. Be grateful
  6. Be honest
  7. Be wise
  8. Be content

Thanks to @NightFantom@slrpnk.net for 7 and 8

~~Number 5 looks like a coal chute but I haven't the foggiest what that could mean. Maybe be warm? Be warm feels like a stretch.~~

Thanks to @antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com for a link to the source and answer key!

[-] SnotFlickerman 38 points 6 days ago

Although, to be fair, I have never seen a wolf wear a tuxedo and do any of this:

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submitted 8 months ago by SnotFlickerman to c/music@beehaw.org

I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage

Called the blood of the exploited working class

But they've overcome their shyness

Now they're calling me Your Highness

And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

I destroyed a bond of friendship and respect

Between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye

Now I laugh and make a fortune

Off the same ones that I tortured

And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

I look like Jesus, so they say

But Mr. Jesus is very far away

Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true

That you love me and I love me

I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage

Called the blood of the exploited working class

But they've overcome their shyness

Now they're calling me Your Highness

And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

Yes a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

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submitted 8 months ago by SnotFlickerman to c/news@lemmy.world

Hackers leaked thousands of files from Lexipol, a Texas-based company that develops policy manuals, training bulletins, and consulting services for first responders.

The manuals, which are crafted by Lexipol’s team of public sector attorneys, practitioners, and subject-matter experts, are customized to align with the specific needs and local legal requirements of agencies across the country.

But the firm also faces criticism for its blanket approach to police policies and pushback on reforms.

The data, a sample of which was given to the Daily Dot by a group referring to itself as “the puppygirl hacker polycule,” includes approximately 8,543 files related to training, procedural, and policy manuals, as well as customer records that contain names, usernames, agency names, hashed passwords, physical addresses, email addresses, and phone numbers.

https://ddosecrets.com/article/lexipolleaks

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puppygirl hacker polyrule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by SnotFlickerman to c/onehundredninetysix

https://ddosecrets.com/article/lexipolleaks

Source: puppygirl hacker polycule

Lexipol, also known as PoliceOne, is a private company based in Frisco, Texas that provides policy manuals, training bulletins, and consulting services to approximately 8,500 law enforcement agencies, fire departments, and other public safety departments across the United States. This leak contains the policy manuals produced by Lexipol, and some subscriber information.

Founded by two former cops that became lawyers, Lexipol retains copyright over all manuals which it creates despite the public nature of its work. There is little transparency on how decisions are made to draft their policies, which have an oversized influence on policing in the United States. The company localizes their materials to address differences in legal frameworks, depending on the city or state where the client is based.

Lexipol's manuals become public policy in thousands of jurisdictions. Lexipol's policies have been challenged in court for their role in racial profiling, harassment of immigrants, and unlawful detention. For example, Lexipol policies were used to justify body cameras being turned off when a police officer shot and killed Eric Logan in South Bend, Indiana in June 2019.

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submitted 8 months ago by SnotFlickerman to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I've been suggested Carvana, and I may end up going that way if it is indeed the simplest route.

I'm driving an older car, it's in many ways in very good condition, but the head gasket is starting to go. It hasn't gotten bad yet (no coolant in the oil... yet) and could be fixed, but the cost to fix is about three times the value of the vehicle. It's got relatively low mileage for it's age and I've barely driven it anywhere during the time that I've owned it.

I don't expect to get much for it, maybe a $400-$700 bucks, but I really don't know the best way to go around it.

Like 15 years ago I would have just listed it with pertinent info on condition and photos on Craigslist. I'm not so sure Craigslist is so viable now.

Thanks for any help you can give me, Lemmy!

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by SnotFlickerman to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

I began to consider this as my mouth filled with the flavor of pineapple as I remembered the flavor of a pineapple.

Do other senses suffer from the same issue?

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by SnotFlickerman to c/world@lemmy.world

Colombian President Gustavo Petro said during a government meeting that cocaine is “not worse than whiskey” and that it's only illegal because it comes from Latin America.

Colombia, the world's largest producer and exporter of cocaine, has spent decades fighting drug trafficking, but the country's left-wing president claimed the drug was being scapegoated by American politicians, who have waged the war on drugs for decades.

“Cocaine is illegal because it is made in Latin America, not because it is worse than whiskey,” Petro said during a six-hour-long government meeting.

“Scientists have analyzed this: cocaine is not worse than whiskey,” he added, suggesting that the global cocaine industry could be “easily dismantled” if the drug was legalized worldwide.

The thing is, he's absolutely right. There was a suppressed 1995 study by the World Health Organization on cocaine and its effects. The US threatened to pull out of the WHO at the time since the findings didn't match US drug policy. Instead of losing the US, the WHO quietly shelved the study.

https://www.brucekalexander.com/articles-speeches/cocaine/181-who-cocaine-study

https://web.archive.org/web/20090618160146/www.tdpf.org.uk/WHOleaked.pdf

From the conclusions section:

A continuum can be identified for cocaine use, which includes:

  • experimental use
  • occasional use
  • situation-specific use
  • intensive use
  • compulsive/dysfunctional use

Experimental and occasional use are by far the most common types of use, and compulsive/dysfunctional is far less common. Compulsive or dysfunctional users often have serious relationship, work, legal and health problems.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by SnotFlickerman to c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

If approved, FADPA would allow copyright holders to obtain court orders requiring large Internet service providers (ISPs) and DNS resolvers to block access to pirate sites. The bill would amend existing copyright law to focus specifically on ‘foreign websites’ that are ‘primarily designed’ for copyright infringement.

The inclusion of DNS resolvers is significant. Major tech companies such as Google and Cloudflare offer DNS services internationally, raising the possibility of blocking orders having an effect worldwide. DNS providers with less than $100 million in annual revenue are excluded.

While site blocking is claimed to exist in more than 60 countries, DNS resolvers are typically not included in site blocking laws and regulations. These services have been targeted with blocking requests before but it’s certainly not standard.

It's aimed at DNS resolvers, so folks better start busting out them Pi-Holes and setting up unbound.

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submitted 8 months ago by SnotFlickerman to c/techtakes@awful.systems

Sam "wrong side of FOSS history" Altman must be pissing himself.

Direct Nitter Link:

https://nitter.lucabased.xyz/jiayi_pirate/status/1882839370505621655

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Cum Gulfers Rule (i.imgur.com)
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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by SnotFlickerman to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

I have cancer. I'm open about it. This medicaid funding shit could literally kill me.

I am so sick of people suggesting I should "pull a Luigi" or "go out like a hero" because they still have things to lose so they don't want to stand up and lose them. So because I'm gonna die, I should say fuck it and risk it all for a bunch of jerks who wouldn't and haven't done the same for me?

Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is to people who are already suffering? When nobody is standing up to sacrifice themselves to save the weak, broken, sick, and disabled? Why's it our job to save the able bodied? Why can't these people see that even though they think their heart is in the right place, they're still basically telling us "your life sucks anyway and will end soon, you should throw it away for the rest of us who never did anything for you" or more simply "kys."

I'm officially tired of this inconsiderate and frankly ableist bullshit.

Honestly, I wish some mods or admins would make some rules about it since it's ableist.

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I would like to apology, (self.lemmyshitpost)
submitted 9 months ago by SnotFlickerman to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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