Turns out "all you can eat" at a chinese buffet is barely even a nibble of a chinese person.

So this is all Jupiter's fault.

This would be funny if it wasn't just so pathetic. Does jordan have dirt on the admins or something?

Does anyone else remember when you could replace windows ui entirely with plasma or did I hallucinate that memory

This is why my handwriting sucks. Because teachers kept bitching about it when their handwriting was just as shit.

This could be realistic but ya'll too coward for genetic engineering.

ALL MY HOMIES HATE UNATTENDED UPGRADES

I'm just happy that for once it's not one of us Americans ruining things for everyone. Still part of the anglosphere, though, so not surprised.

that's the biggest mausoleum i ever seen

Sunshine is absolutely nuts.