Echoing the suggestions from others, don't mention being trans or strangeness at being best (wo)man. You don't need to explain yourself or anything, just talk about your friendship with the groom, the happiness you've seen in the couple, talk about things they share that make them such a strong couple, and if you wanna bring some humour you can always share a story that might (lightly!) embarrass the groom but that you can use to maybe highlight a positive quality he has or talk about how he's grown since then.

Your role there is to give the guests some insight from a close friend into the couple's relationship and how special it is, and to help the newlyweds feel the strength of their relationship as they solidify it with their marriage. You can talk about yourself if it genuinely comes up in what you want to say, of course, but only if it's something that's ultimately more about the couple.

I swear someone needs to teach young men about pomade, hair gel, mousse, just anything at all about how to style and texture your hair. I guarantee the guy in the left pic doesn't look like that when he rolls out of bed, and if you want your hair to look like his, you'll need similar amounts of styling and product.

Thanks you Trump for finally eliminating US soft power. Once no nation sees any benefits in close relationships with the US and actively hates it, the US will truly be a wealthier and more powerful super power than ever before!

(I'm being sarcastic, jfc this is so stupid and cruel)

The doge.gov website that was spun up to track Elon Musk’s cuts to the federal government is insecure and pulls from a database that can be edited by anyone, according to two separate people who found the vulnerability and shared it with 404 Media

Wow, really wild how the guy that doesn't know what SQL is, is somehow also bad at database permissioning.

The churches housing undocumented migrants and fighting to give them sanctuary aren't the megachurches you're alluding to. The church I belonged to while living in the US was housing an undocumented family, and the finances of the church were open to all members so I can assure you we weren't getting any income for doing it.

It's wild how people (mostly the ADL and news outlets that want to pretend this is all normal and fine) just memory holed Elon posting "you have said the actual truth" in a reply to someone posting an antisemitic ramble about a Jewish conspiracy to import foreigners

(sarcastically) Like, wow, how could a man who endorses shit like this possibly do a Nazi salute, it seems so unlike him! 🙄

A move that has been months in the making but only now is getting announced? Has it been announced previously and I missed it or something? I get the motivation for the move, but this feels like the kind of decision that the users of the 196 should have gotten more of a chance to at least give feedback on what other instance 196 should be migrating to.

Does anyone know of any futanari games where the LGBT agenda is forced down my throat? Asking for myself

I understand the post but the linked explanation makes 0 sense. What does that post have to do with this one?

Abysmal take, poutine is delicious

Idk she seems pretty happy to be getting the proposal? Really weird flex to look at that picture and be like "I'd be so fucking miserable and angry if I were here 😏"

"Under 30"? I'm 32 and I read Ctrl Alt Del in my sophomore year of high school. I was probably on the younger end of people reading it at the time it came out.

I swear the Internet is trying to make me feel ancient 💀