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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196

Still better than soggy-ass poutine fries

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[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago

Shut your mouth, poutine is glorious.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fries are meant to be crispy. Fuckin fight me, you snot eating fry slurper

Edit: Ah, I see this comment has attracted the attention of the FLQ

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 34 points 3 months ago

Just eat the poutine faster, before the gravy can soggify your fries!

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but gravy is mid at best. Cheese curd is also just meh.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

You continue to disappoint me. Maybe if your stopped eating crispy fries your tongue wouldn't be all sandpapered away

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 months ago

I could peel the flesh off a freshly killed gazelle: much like a lion

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Exactly! Your palete lacks the refinement for enjoying such a succulent dish like poutine!

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Your replies have been so good, I'm bumping this whole thread.

Fucking A grade internet fight, lads - don't stop now!

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I wear that label with PRIDE. You lack of enjoying good food.... person!

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Where are the cheese curds? Where is the gravy? This is just dry crispy chips with sliced olives on top

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

OP said that abomination is BETTER than poutine.

[-] PugEnjoyer 41 points 3 months ago

Abysmal take, poutine is delicious

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 months ago

Is that before or after the queef In a box?

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

Poutine is like oysters on mashed spuds 🤢

[-] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 months ago

Nah, it'll probably be something like knackers and muff

[-] fogstormberry 19 points 3 months ago

ooh that poutine bait almost had me 😉

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

British people prolly call this "Nuts and Bolts" or ~~something~~ summat.

FTFY

[-] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

Sumfin. How's how we say it.

[-] irationslippers 1 points 3 months ago
[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Well, you didn't get as big a response for making the Canadians insecure as you did men, but it's just as fiery.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 months ago

Amazing comment.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 3 months ago

This probably isn't bad, but not as good as it could be. I often make "taco fries" which is just french fries seasoned with taco seasoning instead of salt and then topped with hot sauce, sour cream, cheese and black olives. Sometimes I add meat; most of the time, tho, I am making this because I don't have any meat to just make tacos.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Normal people call this “nacho fries”

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Why you shitting on the furry's fries? They're not chou fries, so why do you care.

[-] Gormadt 4 points 3 months ago

NGL that actually sounds pretty fire

[-] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Shit,that sounds tasty. I gotta try that sometime.

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Why are we talking about poutine? All I see is olives on fries

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I also enjoy The 1975.

However, I don't think potatoes and olives would be very good together...unless you add cheese, bacon, sour cream, and chives.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

I saw tux there for a sec before the post was entirely on my screen. Maybe 4 hours of sleep isn't enough

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