"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

You can have black ancestry and appear not-black, so this really doesn't support her argument at all.

I think it's the serif font, more than the lack of capitalization, that weirds me out.

New ghost tactic revealed: pretend to be a lesbian.

I'd be fine with them if they weren't constantly shoving it in our faces. Think about the children!

Yeah, like people haven't been making fake sexual images of celebrities for decades...

Those aren't minutes, they're drying time units, which last as long as the dryer decides it wants them to last on any particular day.

Watchmen came out almost a decade before Comic Sans existed, it was hand-lettered by Dave Gibbons. In fact, it directly inspired the creation of Comic Sans according to Wikipedia.

...the police officer was immediately arrested

I'm American, can someone explain what these words mean in this particular order? I'm not familiar with the concept...

Correction: collage degree. They literally can't even spell "college". Thank god they're smart enough to know they shouldn't be raising their kids, too bad they're too cheap or broke to afford the help they clearly need.

Also ironic because it looks like a gaiter mask, which I only ever saw being worn by right-wing dingbats.

But super-honestly, the bitching about the bitching about the bitching is worse. Why did you make this comment? Why not just downvote that asshat's content and move on? It doesn't contribute, you allegedly don't care, why comment to complain about complaints about complaints?

We can do this as many times as you'd like, you still won't have made a point.