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Honk rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by brbposting@sh.itjust.works to c/196

alt-text“a Pontiac Vibe with a huge check engine light in the back window and a cluster of bumper stickers that read: remember if you honk all you honk at me i will honk if you get any closer you have to i honk honk if you will if myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk”

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[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 171 points 5 months ago
[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago

Laughed like an idiot at this, thanks

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

did you mean "honk honk, honke"?

[-] MHLoppy@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

Other than you (if you have notifications turned on) there's gotta be close to 0 people who'll ever see this, but here's a link to the comic: https://falseknees.com/comics/247.html

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 63 points 5 months ago

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago
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[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago

The big neon Check Engine light is a nice cherry on top

[-] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's a GM product, it's factory

P0420 P0613

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

As an owner of two GM products, yep. Constant pains in my ass. You'd think I'd have learned after the first one.

That said, the Pontiac Vibe was the result of a collaboration with Toyota and, while the Pontiac Vibe and the Toyota Matrix aren't the exact same car, I believe all models of the Vibe did come with toyota-built engines.

All this to say, the Pontiac Vibe was one of GMs better products, because it was more Toyota than GM.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

as someone who knows nothing about cars Pontiac Vibe sounds like a vibrator, wouldn't even be a first time a japanese vehicle company did both

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago
[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Actual photograph

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 5 months ago

I imagine a goose would have the worst road rage.

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 47 points 5 months ago
[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Oh, now I get it.

[-] LengAwaits@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

Say what you will, but this person absolutely knows what they're about.

[-] luckystarr@feddit.de 25 points 5 months ago

I also have been personally victimized by honk!

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

You said I could!

[-] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Call Honk! Attorney at honk!

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

This got some serious Bottom Gear vibes

[-] hazeebabee@slrpnk.net 15 points 5 months ago

Honk if you honk

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

This whole post is a vibe

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

is this a car or a goose?

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Remember, honk if you honk all you. If anything at me, I will honk honk. If you get any closer, I have to honk. If, if you will...if I honk myself, want honk if you have. Ever been personally victimized by honk? CHECK ENGINE. 🖕

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

No idea the message they are trying to convey there, but that sure is a vibe.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 5 months ago

I had a strHONK trying to read those stickers.

[-] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Oh no it's HONKening!

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Untitled Pontiac Game.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

I miss /r/InfoWarriorRides.

And whatever the less-crazy one was.

... and /r/SchizophreniaRides, the waaay crazier one.

[-] GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

InformedWarriorRide?

[-] Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 months ago
[-] Blackout@kbin.run 7 points 5 months ago

They really do have a sticker for everyone

[-] numberfour002@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Assuming this is in America, we're full of Honkies.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

If you honk at me I will get aroused

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

honks lightly

[-] ClockworkN@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I feel like with the right beat these lyrics are fire

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Just hiding a parking damage. Been there, done that too.

[-] partmussels@feddit.nl 5 points 5 months ago
[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Have you ever had a honk that you, um, you had, your, you- you honks, you'll honk, you- you honks, you honk, you honk him to honk you so much you honk do anything?

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 3 points 5 months ago

Undergoing severe semantic satiation here lads.

[-] pero@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago
[-] bfg9k@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Needs the megahertz of the Pontiac horn in front of “vibe”.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

what is this, Gamzee's car?

[-] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Honk Jesus honk

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago
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