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[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 117 points 2 years ago

New lesbian goal unlocked: Be confused for a ghost

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 59 points 2 years ago

New ghost tactic revealed: pretend to be a lesbian.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 98 points 2 years ago

WHERE DID HER MOUTH GO!? :-P

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

I looked at the image again and what what actual fuck

[-] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

That's why she's a lesbian.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

It’s hiding behind “went out”.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

It's anaAttempt at defense against AI. Doesn't want her head used for porn.

Welcome to the future.

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

She could just not post pictures of her face.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Exactly. If you keep your eyes open you'll see teenagers and family photos covering their face. Probably in vain because as AI improves it'll be able to figure out what that person's face is supposed to look like based on their family or some crazy shit like that.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

It's probably already too late.:-P

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I hope not, but this is the internet and we're on the dark timeline.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

As a ghost, she will embrace the dark, become one with it, and own it.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Is everything ok at home?

Seriously though, thanks for the laugh.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Apparently not, she must be restless for a reason if she didn't move on:-D.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago
[-] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

That's why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Except the ones that are ALL TEETH...

and even then, I guess:-P.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone

Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

James Bond stole it.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Danger Helvetica.

Either that or she has no mouth and must scream.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Or maybe this is proof that we all are in The Matrix? :-P

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I just figured out that her mouth is behind the "went out" part of the text

She's doing that mouth pose, I don't know what it's called

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

"smiling"? hehe:-P

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Send shivers down my frenulum.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

I'll take things that didn't happen for 400

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Was the mom right?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

I mean, after WWI, they didn't have all too many men kickin' about...

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

So many roommates. As far as the eye could see.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago

Nice try lesbian ghost. I am on to you!

[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Perhaps she just misheard: no I think she's just a thespian

[-] somethingp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

This actually makes the story a 1000x more believable!

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 years ago

Lesliebeans have been haunting my place for years. I called a poultryguyst to throw chickens at them and make them go away.

Pro-LGBTQ+ silliness here. Everyone deserves clothes from 1920s.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

"I think" lmao

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I thought she was cosplaying as Wendy of Wendy's notoriety TBH

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