"A fool and their money will soon be parted."

"Chicken arise!...... Arise chicken....Chicken arise!"

"Some people create their own storms, then get mad when it rains."

Next time you're eating the chips at a Mexican Restaurant, get a side of lemons/limes.

Apply citrus to chips and sprinkle desired salt amount.

The salt will stay on the zesty chips throughout the salsa dipping process.

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Just don't put anything on the dashboard.

"Never underestimate the power of stupidity in large groups."

I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.

Something about laying in a bed you made yourself...

I wouldn't say she lost any "friends" in high school.

I think the TLDR is a little misleading as well. Encourage EVERYONE to think for their selves, no matter the location.

Senior year of Highschool, I put Unreal Tournament on the school server. If it were me, I'd recreate that experience, including our teacher looking around the class. That was almost 20 years ago, I hope everyone is doing alright.

Do you guys not have to pay for cable in order to get internet? Must be nice...