I had a dog for 20 years. We called him Git, because when we tried to chase him off he would just come to us instead. He was the best stray mutt a kid could ask for.

"This again? See you next month, Don."

He's like clockwork, but he's more of a fake Rolex.

That's unfortunately what happens when people get gaslit into thinking being a debt slave is morally righteous.

Digital is fine for things that don't need to be touched. Arguably, it's better.

Why would you do this to him

The thing you use once to download firefox, and then never again.