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Welcome to Lauren's Wedding
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How long until she is gregnant?
Can u get prrrrrreagantè?
Cant make a tomlette without breaking a few Greg's.
At least this bridezilla is honest.
That sign cost more than my wedding
...i think we paid $500 all-in, including the minister, the gazebo, and taking the wedding party to lunch afterward...
Uncle married us, at my aunt's house(nice spot) and my dad paid for lunch after. Only mistake I made was I didn't know my mom was out of town so she wasn't there 🤣. But my wife gave her a grandchild so that's water under the bridge now. Wife's dress was like $35 from Francesca's and I wore a suit I already had. Her engagement ring on the other hand was like $8k. My wending band $30 and a possible future ring finger degloved because it's titanium.
Isn't there something that says rich weddings lead to quick divorces?
No better way to be sure that your partner is frugal and not in it for the money than a cheap wedding. Your interests have to be aligned or it never works.
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I think the sign is designed to make it easy to change "Greg" to someone else and reuse.
TFW your name as fiancee is written with white board marker.
Im sure you are her 1st choice.
Eh, it could very easily be a DIY with a vinyl cutter
Still more expensive than my wedding lol
We basically eloped in front of family with a family member performing the ceremony
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Hey Greg!
Welcome to Lauren’s marriage.
If I get married this is how I want the invitations worded
With Laura's name, and also Greg? Or with your and your partner's names?
Cheaper to change our names lol
Why not both?
If.
If.
Run, Greg, Run!
I don't know what she brings to the party, but this is likely one of many red flags she's been waving. Just because you go through with the wedding doesn't mean the flags vanish.
Edit: just noticed the date on the sign. RIP, Greg. Good luck to you.
Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.
Or she thought the sign would be funny. Made me giggle.
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If we're laughing, there's a chance they were too.
I wonder if Greg has ever drunk baileys from a shoe.
Get out, Greg. It's not too late, Greg. I know that the wedding already happened, but divorce exists for a reason, Greg. Respect yourself because she never will, Greg.
Greg.
Which of the four Gregs is it tho?
Probably Regular Greg from AP Calculus.
“Welcome to Laura’s Wedding
~~feat. greg~~
* weɖɖing
Wepping
But who's the Best Boy?
Why why WHY ?!
Could be
Intentional self aware and self effacing humour from the couple
A tongue in cheek thing arranged by either the bride or groom
She did all the work in arranging it and he doesn't give a shit about marriage so a passive aggressive way of her celebrating an event that matters for he, but not for him
Soneone photoshopping
Why does it matter so much to women? Noone is being crowned nor is it a beauty pageant. Half of marriges end in divorce. It causes stress to guests and participants. Why not just go to a judge?
Different people like different things. Nothing wrong with celebrating one of the biggest days of one's life. I didn't want to be the center of attention, but if someone else does want to be that - on their wedding day - then that's cool too.
You've figured us out. Women™, the monolith. You alone have realized that we all have the same opinions, and we all require large weddings purely as a control method to discomfort everyone else present and place ourselves subconsciously in a position of power. Watch your back, Women™ are coming for you to keep our secret silent.
A tone indicator shouldn't be necessary. It should be pretty clear that different people just like different things. You might prefer a judge, but myself and my fiancée want a wedding. You claim it causes stress to the guests and participants, but all my friends and family, myself included, love attending weddings. They're fun parties to celebrate love. All women, like all people, are different. Men can like weddings too.
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Half of all marriages, which include people who have been married multiple times. For example, if you have 5 married couples, 4 are on their first marriage and the last couple is on their 6th marriage, then on average 50% of the marriages in this scenario failed. But it doesn't apply to everyone in the same way. Some people even remarry the same person.
The median is much lower.
Can I ask, have you ever been in a relationship with women? They're not a monolith.
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