This is a real book. Quan Millz writes tons of books just like this, he's big on Tiktok.

As dumb as those communities are, they're some of my favorite shitpost places, so I'd love to see a Riordan one. I think c/okbuddyriordan has the best ring to it.

for additional context, Pearl had a crush on Steven's mom, the curly-haired woman in her dream, and has trouble letting go of the fact that Steven's mom chose the dad over her.

Its a caricature of the episode where Steven watches Pearl dream. Steven has nightmares of Lapis and Pearl has nightmares of Steven's dad. This appears to be a gruesome reimagining of the episode.

rattlin' bog moment

nooo brisket!!! thats not safe!!!1!1!!!

Megamind and Metroman, like the Microwave of Evil scene

the best way to describe it is a poker roguelike. its weird but addicting, i like it a lot.

we need that Yoshi armor dlc