I have no idea if this is a real tweet or not. This country is just broken.
Don't worry, it's a fake. Luckily.
It's painful how I struggle to distinguish reality from parody.
Pontius Pilates
Loooooooooool
I'm glad someone got that.
Pontius Pilates sounds like a much more fun guy who teaches a class at the YMCA
Real
Must be. Nothing ever sounded more authentic.
No, this is how Jesus really was. Wake up sleep sheep!
And heterosexual
i should take time off news. it took me reading "home Depot" to figure out this was not in fact real
Home depot?
Based on the popular trope of Hispanic guys hanging around outside of Home Depot (or other American big box hardware stores) every morning looking to get picked up as day laborers.
Ah, OK. I thought he'd totally lost all his marbles
Wait. That's your one clue that he lost his marbles?
Everyday is a testimony of his idiocy, but this one seems like an onion post
That's the part that made you question his sanity?
Everyday is a testimony of his idiocy, but this one seems like an onion post
I thought this was a fake post. I just found the Roman part to be a bit extra, but I can't tell what's real anymore.
Could not tell if this is fake or not. Saying they're bigger than Jesus is something famous popular people do all the time.
It stopped being shocking
He doesn't post on twitter any more I think. Just his own site.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.
My guess is the cross is his phylactery.
Wtf is this
I know, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it, though. Most people don’t know what a lich is, anyway.
For comparison, also, Trump's 2024 Easter message:
Happy Easter to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting and scheming so hard to bring Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, the Mentally Insane, and well known MS-13 Gang Members and Wife Beaters, back into our Country,
Easter, the gift that keeps on giving.
this is the sort of shit that would heavily offend conservative christians if it came from anyone but trump.
thats if this slop is even real. probably not.
why fake him saying stupid shit when you could just wait 15 minutes
You are faking it too intelligently.
...This Holy Week, my Administration renews its promise to defend the Christian faith in our schools, military, workplaces, hospitals, and halls of government. We will never waver in safeguarding the right to religious liberty, upholding the dignity of life, and protecting God in our public square....
Obviously not actually Trump, but certainly the Project 2025 / Seven Mountain Mandate faction of the current regime. May their steak knives be extra pointy.
I would have checked that, but it's all too plausible.
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