[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 114 points 4 weeks ago

How the foxtrot do you accidentally invade Mexico? What they mean is they committed another act of abuse and then said they didn't mean it

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 101 points 1 month ago

I think one of America's biggest fuckups was designing a system where elections can only be every four years

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[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 90 points 2 months ago

I think eras are less obvious when you're living through them

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 121 points 2 months ago

Remember when the angry mob was gonna hang Mike Pence? And then Pence's former boss pardoned them all?

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 104 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The only crime "the left" is guilty of is failure to prosecute "the right" for their crimes when they had the chance

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 88 points 3 months ago

He's now claiming he didn't mean war, just cleaning up crime. The regime keeps gaslighting us by going two steps forward and one step back so it looks like we overreacted.

But even if I did believe he wasn't serious (he was), some jokes aren't appropriate for a president to make. If a teenager made a post threatening to shoot up a school, he'd still be in some trouble even if he said he didn't mean it

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 81 points 3 months ago

When are the police going to arrest the sexual predator in the Whitehouse?

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 88 points 3 months ago

"People forget the nazis invaded their own country first" -Captain America: The First Avenger

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 108 points 3 months ago

Trump declares war on America

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 89 points 5 months ago

Man commits about a hundred heinous crimes and becomes leader of a country

Hundreds of people who have committed no crimes or minor crimes get sent to a concentration camp where they're probably going to die from diseases or hurricanes

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 111 points 5 months ago

I take comfort in knowing that, if I live a normal lifespan, Trump will die in my lifetime. Unfortunately, all the hatred and bigotry won't die with him.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 99 points 5 months ago

I've always wondered what the difference is between a "nazi sympathizer" and a nazi

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