Shitty Ask Lemmy

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Will Biden in 2029 be able to end the war? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 hours ago by 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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If Trump is the reincarnation of Jesus, where are our 30 silver coins? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 hours ago by 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Has the Untied States learned its lesson yet? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 10 hours ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Will insurance cover if I throw a barbell at it? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 7 hours ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Do you have to breathe often? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 day ago by 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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has anybody tried asking the ai to self destruct yet? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by ThunderQueen@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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What are you stockpiling? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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What are your underlying conditions? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 4 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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What keeps you from hanging up Halloween decorations right now? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 5 days ago by 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Enough about Mario Day, when do you celebrate LUIGI Day? (self.shittyasklemmy)

submitted 5 days ago by lolola to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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March 10th is Mario Day according to Nintendo or whatever, on account of "Mar. 10" looking like "MarIO".

Except that's all bullshit. Not everybody is a Mario fan! For all the LUIGI stans out there, when do YOU celebrate, and how?

Show some love for the Mushroom Kingdom's actual favorite plumber 💚🍄

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Should I go on a crime spree or buy ice-cream? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 6 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Should bacteria be granted voting rights? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Are vampires endothermic or exothermic? (slrpnk.net)

submitted 5 days ago by Nemo@slrpnk.net to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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How old were you when you turned 30? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 6 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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How will you prove your innocence? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Do secret affairs go to couple's therapy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 days ago by 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Do you think Israel and Iran should be allowed to form a federation? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 days ago by 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Who or what do you have derangement syndrome for? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 4 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Mr Trump, are the walking legless dead people in the room with us now? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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What are you a true believer in? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 6 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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How many Americans would it take to invade the whole world? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Will global warming make those solar powered hot dog cookers more efficient? You know, the ones middle schoolers make in science class. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Middle schoolers still get to go to science class right?

Out of the frying pan dot dot dot

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Why do light bulbs get screwed in? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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What percentage of the population are intersex redheads with type AB blood? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 week ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Will you marry me? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by usernameusername@sh.itjust.works to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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