Oh, it sucked

Mostly just rich people getting mad that they didn't get tickets to events and getting even madder that we didn't have a private reserve of tickets just for them

My favorite case though, was ordering flowers for a man who didn't even know his wife's favorite color

Boy howdy, it really cemented my distaste for the upper crust

Still remember one of the last cases I took as an phone concierge for American Express was getting a guy front-row seats to that concert

I mean, the guy had a black card, he was probably fine

INNOVATION

I mean

Yeah

: But they put the cheese in the crust!

Thank you for reminding me the new season started

We have to make sure they step on nails on their way down the stairs

I like my libs with more meats on their bones

JE SUIS NOBPOLEON JA GIT

I mean, they freaked out from The Last Temptation of Christ which said that Jesus was straight

Gotta say, they're really not good at the whole "sex is normal and good" thing

Inner memory unlocked

I remember growing up in Wisconsin and kids referring to Sheboygan as Shaboingboing