When he told her that, she began crying, and appologizing. She didn’t remember saying that, but he never stopped thinking about it for 30+ years.

The axe forgets; the tree remembers.

DISCLAIMER - I am not planning on fighting a pelican.

I need this on a T-shirt.

Seriously, this is the best thing I have seen on the Internet in a long time. It's like I'm in 2013 all over again. Lol.

I know. hug I know.

I'm super terrified myself. I'm scared. I don't know what I'll do.

Except for one thing: I'll survive. GodDAMN that motherfucker I'll survive. Even if I have to survive just to spite him, TRUMP WILL NOT CLAIM MY LIFE. >:(

Kind of seems like punishing a person for doing what you do.

Yeah, that's the Olympian gods for ya.

There's a reason almost all of Greek mythology can be summed up in only eight words:

"Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling rather horny that day."

Anyone got a summary? I really wish people would stop posting links to videos without providing a synopsis.

Honestly? It was kind of shitty back then and is just as shitty nowadays.

I mean, I get why people do it. But in my honest opinion, it's still a blatant violation of that person's dignity, at least if it's distributed.

Puritanism bullshit.

NO SHIT.

I think it's really dumb that people think 5'7" (170 cm) is short for males.

The typical height of the human male is anywhere from 5'5"–6'0" (165–183 cm).

5'7" isn't short; it is stupidly average.

Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/average-height-for-men

Yeah I was gonna say. Not nearly as bad as public companies. I'd take private companies any fucking day of the week over those soulless bastards.

Hell, I'm so socially inept that I interacted with girls in the past and then as they were leaving I was told that I did well at flirting with them, to which I responded with, "I was flirting?"

I'm not having a better day, but it pleases me that there are some that are.