Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are call-
NEW! MR BEAST BURGERS AVAILABLE AT STORES NEAR YOU!! -ing,
From glen to glen and down-
MOUNTAIN DEW!!! DO THE DEW!! DEW IT NOW!!-the mountainside,
The summer's gone and all the flowers are-
ARE THESE YOUR CHIPS?!? NO!! THEY ARE NACHO CHIPS!! PUT THE NEW NACHO PRINGLES IN YOUR MOUTH!! -dying
...is that a cut-out in his hat for his prescription Oakleys?
The Donkey Kong Bongos accessory on top of the TV is just...chef's kiss. Perfect.
My cat loves riding around on my shoulder, and also loves food. He figured out that he has a better than average chance of getting treats after a shoulder ride. The counter in the bathroom is the highest in the house, where he can get the closest to my shoulder. So I apparently taught my cat to come running when he hears the toilet seat go up. Does it every. Single. Time.
"Everything is bigger in Texas" - especially the lies
No need to use a stick - if you're The Macaroni, you're allowed to use your.........elbows
MAKE ANGMAR GREAT AGAIN
New Zealand Wizard: Yeah naw, you carked it, bro. That's a sweet-as fish. Seen it plenty of times on the poster in my shid. Kī tōnu taku waka topaki i te tuna.
Some of my unfinished projects are old enough now to start having their own unfinished projects
I have a 1oz silver coin from the Royal Canadian Mint with Bigfoot on it. It's called a privy coin, and a lot of mints put weird shit on otherwise normal coins.
My understanding is that EU regulators had an issue because Windows Defender rolled out kernel mode/kernel data protection, which gave Microsoft a de-facto monopoly in that market segment if no one else was allowed to use the same technology in their products.
Microsoft complaining that the Crowdstrike incident was the EU's fault is an argument in favor of a Microsoft monopoly, which the EU has been pretty consistently against, and EU opposition to this should not have been a surprise to Microsoft.