[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

drop her right back off at daycare and drive home. she doesn't need you anymore, she's ready to face the world without help

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

is that where people usually drop? I've been dropping on my neighbors mail but yeah I guess using socks does makes more logistical sense

also maybe my neighbors will stop calling the cops on me. not sure how I'm gonna get access to their socks though

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

This is not harmless. This is evil. You are chaotic evil.

Although, most static analyzers like those in visual studio or clion would give you away once you hover mouse over true. Also, real C programmers don't use booleans so I think those dudes are safe.

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is far from boring. This is outrageous. One of the most vicerally upsetting things I've seen all year. I'm more motivated than ever to keep my old reliable on the road for as long as possible. I'll pay 450 a gallon if it means Nissan has no way to actively track my sex life. Car play is not worth the convenience at all if it's pulling all the data from your devices and phoning home with it.

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Diet Coke. So vile, even neo-nazis won't dare drink it.

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

people who falsely report assault and harassment should be charged as if they assaulted the person they falsely reported. Attempting to ruin an innocent persons life by smearing them is one of the most disgusting things aside from actual violence that you can do to them. just to get out of trouble for something you actually did? you are a disgusting human being and you deserve prison for being a "reputation" rapist.

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

to be fair, religion didn't let hallucinating some bs and wetting itself hold it back from enslaving a good chunk of humanity

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

my concern is, what if it goes through the wall across the hall and gets somebody in the apartment on the immediate other side?

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

and then said, That's no QR code, that's my wife!

Sorry wait, I'm getting it mixed up with an old boomer joke my neighbor used to tell.

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

accurate description of how trashy the media has become

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

WhY dOnT yOu TrY pOsTiNg ThIs FrOm ThE iP aDdReSs Of A sMaLl ToWn?!

[-] DocBlaze@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

I know it's a dark joke but, username of OP checks out

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