It is like incredibly normal to do that. Everybody I know does it.

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

If he's not willing to listen to your ramblings, is he even worth your time? Am I right or am I right girlbosses?

All spiders are bastards

I really like this as a meme format

So I first thought singularity as in the core of a black hole and said yeah that'll be hard to solve then I remembered singularity as in artificial super intelligence and yeah good luck to that intern

Forgive my ignorance but isn't a bullet made up by those things? Why would they need to mention the components of the bullet for it to make sense?

Huh, people usually don't apologize after giving gifts

Aren't those for children, like for building habits and shit

USA centric thinking... The dentists anywhere else recommend the good stuff so you stay the fuck away from their clinic (they get paid all the same by the gov no matter how many they treat)

Did you eat Mozart 😰

He could easily save 3600 if he just burned the lawsuit files