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Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterrule (lemmy.ml)
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https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/08/elon-musk-declares-it-is-war-on-ad-industry-as-x-sues-over-illegal-boycott/

Alt text: A fake tweet in which Elon Musk laments how he's running out of money to run X/Twitter because he's a very litigious man. The actual text follows:

Data $4,000,000 Rent $680,000 Lawsuits $500,000,000 Labor $2,400,000 Candles $3,600 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my website is dying

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[-] knova@infosec.pub 94 points 1 month ago

Stop spending money on lawsuits

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

No

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

It's my emotional support lawsuit

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Load-bearing lawsuit

[-] frezik@midwest.social 15 points 1 month ago

I let my lawyers file lawsuits sometimes, as a treat.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago

I estimate you could save 98.6% of your expenses by cutting all legal costs if you stopped being a massive piece of shit

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 76 points 1 month ago

That lawsuit might be the most pathetic one I have ever heard of. It should be thrown out but Muskrat filed it in North Texas for a reason.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 41 points 1 month ago

Where's the budget for his bootstraps?

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

His dad paid for those, they are made of emeralds and blood.

[-] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

if im not wrong twitter is still using bootstrap for bits and pieces of its website so it should be already included in its operational costs.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Is he saying that's lawsuits against him? Or cost of lawsuits he's filling against others?

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

given its a fake tweet, both?

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 month ago

First one, then t'other.

[-] Dave2 20 points 1 month ago

He could easily save 3600 if he just burned the lawsuit files

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a plan! You're hired!

[-] gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did he really just openly plagiarise Dril's second best known tweet?

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

No, I made it. It's fake.

[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

That sound suspiciously like what Elons Fediverse account would say.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

No, he would steal it from me, say he made it, and then threaten to sue me for pointing it out/give me a pony.

[-] gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Ok it's fake, never mind.

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