I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

So it wasn't just me. Good to know.

The... Toaster? Why the fuck would a Toaster run linux?

They fucking what now?

Put them in whatever order you like.

The bowl goes last.

"Web backend"

Youtube has been real silent since that one dropped.

And this was the last time OP was heard of before mysteriously disappearing. Witnesses report seeing an Austrian man approaching OP before his disappearance.

And it will get worse with WASM. At least now we can see the entirity of the code and even patch it if required, and WASM might make that way harder.

If bigots hate pronouns, God help them when they reach verbs.

Machines don't Lear like humans yet.

Our brains are a giant electrical/chemical system that somehow creates consciousness. We might be able to create that in a computer. And the day it happens, then what will be the difference between a human and a true AI?

Anything is a nail if you hammer it hard enough.

Though modern JS is way better than what it was before, and in my opinion is evolving in a good direction. It also pays my bills, so I couldn't complain even if I wanted.

"Alright, who violated the Geneva Conventions in the bathroom now?"

• A friend of mine after another friend released a biochemical hazard on the toilet.