Those are the best, you feel more tired when you wake up.

There was an attempt haha

You could smell her house a block away.

Have you tried out Firefish? It's another micro-blogging site like Mastodon, but the UI looks better in my opinion. You can follow Mastodon users on there and a bunch of other Fediverse content as well. They're still working on an official app, but the PWA works quite nicely.

Thanks for these updates on the timelines of the investigations, it's hard to keep track.

Diarrhea incoming!

Agreed, and starred.

Your memoji game is strong.

Oh man, you need to get on the Firefox for Android train. You can install uBlock Origin to block ads, and there's some other handy extensions as well. It also has reading mode and works really well, you'll see an icon that looks like a piece of paper on the right side of the address bar. You can also sync your bookmarks if you have a Firefox account, if that matters to you.

lemmy.world is being crushed by a metric fuckton of beans right now.

The best thing to do is sign up on a smaller Lemmy instance such as lemm.ee (that's where I'm posting from). lemmy.world is completely overrun by new users right now, and it's doing its best to keep up, but having a bad time with performance. This results in posts not loading, duplicate comments, and random errors. You'll have a better Lemmy experience heeding my advice, go beans!