License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to...

This genuinely made me snicker.

I caught your tongue in cheek-ness.

I came in to say something similar.

Good to see cynicism is alive and well.

Personally, I had to get rid of iceburg lettuce. Too spicy.

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn't always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I'm 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.

And not some sort of man-bat?

And alternate-1985 Lorraine was based on Ginger Lynn Allen?

Played for comedic effect, but an effective commentary on the trope.

"Hey baby...you got a date to the family reunion yet?"