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[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 53 points 11 months ago

Those people also think the bible was written by god.

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Isn't that the Torah? The Bible was composed by a council using selected books from the Torah and various writings from the apostles.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

The majority of Christians in the USA think that the Bible is the complete and inerrant word of God, as written by divinely inspired humans. Just Google up the mission statement for a local mega-church and I'll bet 50DKP it says something to that effect on their About Us page.

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh, the US. In my country all those crazy denominations were just called "sects," and considered heresy.

Edit: but don't they read the Bible? It says in there who wrote what.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago

Many, many self-proclaimed Christians in the United States have, at best, cursory Biblical knowledge. Insofar as reading, they may have opened the book in their lives. That does NOT equate to critical analysis, or even perfunctory understanding the contents in even a general sense.

[-] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

If this a Poe? I can't tell. In case it's not...

The gospels were not written by the people with their names on them. Part of the problem of just reading the Bible is that it's incredibly inaccurate. It's authorship is up to a lot of debate.

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I'm just saying that if someone claims the Bible has been written by God Himself then they must not have even looked inside, because the Bible itself assigns clear authorship to each book. I'm not talking about historical accuracy here.

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Most of them don't know anything veggie tales didn't tell them.

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Are you from Eastern Europe, by any chance?

Us people of the ex-USSR have a habit of calling evangelicals and other fanatics "sectarians".

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Not ex-USSR, but yes

Edit: in my country when I was growing up, the common perspective was simple: there are two main religions - Christian Orthodox and Catholic. All other Christian denominations were "sectarians". Non-Christian religions were not even considered, those were "pagans".

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

I was born in Tatarstan. For us, the division was Christian or Muslim. "Christian" was assumed to be Orthodox, but Catholics were considered to just be a kinda weird foreign flavour of Christianity. Pretty much everyone else made their presence known by proselytizing, and thus earned the title of sectarian for being a crazy evangelist (a chill immigrant who happens to be a Buddhist or Anglican doesn't really talk much about their religion, so thus the only small religions you notice are the ones headed by people who don't mind their own business).

[-] oce@jlai.lu 3 points 11 months ago

How could it be anything else than divinely inspired humans for believers? That seems to be a core belief of every book religion.

[-] the_q@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

To be fair most Christians have never read the Bible and don't even know what's in there.

[-] kromem@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The crazier part is that Abraham almost certainly didn't exist, so people made up a guy who starts hearing voices, tries to kill his kid, and then starts cutting off the tip of their dicks.

The more interesting part of the patriarch period in the Bible is how it is poorly masking the matriarchal tradition underneath though, from Abraham's wife's name change (from 'chief' to 'princess') and being the first gebirah ("great lady") to the way her son Isaac's blessing on his sons is the only place the male form of gebirah is found in the Bible, in a blessing that the recipient's "mother's sons" bow down to them (pretty odd for a patriarchal blessing).

But the more fun prophet story is the one of the guy who can suddenly talk to God after discovering a burning bush and subsequently creates a double layered tent in which he continues to talk to God and everyone knows that's happening because a cloud of smoke appears. Not only is the anointing oneself and going into a tent how the Scythians hotboxed cannabis in Herodotus, but as of its discovery in 2020 an 8th century BCE Judahite temple's holiest of holies is the earliest archeological evidence of cannabis use in a solely religious context.

That second guy I can at least get a bit behind. He certainly seemed to know how to party.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 21 points 11 months ago

That’s not exactly what happened. Circumcision was already a custom, but the rest is spot on.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

What do you mean? Do you believe Abraham actually existed? Because according to the Bible God invented MGM with Abraham. And I thought we were talking about what the Bible said and how it was crazy, not whatever a historical Abraham might have actually done.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 20 points 11 months ago

Not sure what a movie studio has to do with anything, I was just pointing out that circumcision was probably a custom in that area already.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

MGM is an acronym of male genital mutilation

[-] Arigion@feddit.de 67 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What an odd name for a movie studio. No wonder they shortened it.

[-] Techmaster@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

It used to be Shithouse!

[-] stolid_agnostic@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

At some point people have to get over the memey catch phrases and start to talk like adults about this situation.

[-] Ferris@infosec.pub 8 points 11 months ago

man, acronyms be gettin' out of hand ngl

[-] R2DPru@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Bueller, what does ngl mean?

[-] stolid_agnostic@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Not really.

Circumcision randomly starts in many places. None of them related to hygiene.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_circumcision

[-] lustyargonian@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Another dude climbed a mountain and reappeared a month later with a rock and yelled at people having a good time around a golden statue of an animal, pointing at how his rock is better.

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Egypt man known for talking with a bush found guilty of theft of multiple tablets and destruction of community funded livestock statue.

[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Genesis 22 is a great story.

It might speak to an older rites of passage for boys to become men among pre-Iseralites of Cannan.

"Here I am." ... is also an astounding way to respond back to a god. And 22 is neat because it uses both ELOHIM and YHWH but the change is mid story. It links to perhaps two stories pushed into one.

Really don't be such a party pooper. The Jewish take on this so I'm told is that their god requires obedience and a sense of duty. The Xian one sees it as an fact of blind faith in their Lord. Islam even has dibs on this story. So I took time to find why it is meaningful. And learn to address that meaning instead of the story.

All these religious nutties are more interesting when you can offer them more about their texts than they can.

[-] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You got some interesting comments there. I'll add that child sacrifice seemed endemic to Canaanite society (archaeologists Found evidence to back up Roman claims in Carthage), and this story seems more about how we do NOT sacrifice children anymore.

Also, the whole sacrificial system seems to have something to do with reciprocity, so you tell me who is more fucked up: Abraham, or 8 billion people acting like they can rape the planet without any consideration for evening the balance.

... as for chopping off your penis's toque: don't know why you'd do that.

[-] Littleborat@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

There is a Greek story where one god wants someone to sacrifice their son and another god intervenes. In that story God is a lot less schizo than in the ot. It could simply be lifted from there.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Abe's got a sick kukri there.

[-] MJKee9@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Assuming the illustrator was attempting some degree of historical accuracy, it's more likely Greek Kopis.

[-] vaseltarp@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I would agree if it was some random dude but the fact that actually a great Nation came out of him and then even all nations where blessed in him and now worship the God of Abraham is strong evidence that he was right all along.

[-] maryjayjay@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

No evidence has been found to indicate Abraham was a real person

[-] vaseltarp@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

And yet, no one would have ever thought that the God of this small country, Israel, who did not intend o spread their religion, would be worshipped by people of all the world but yet it was prophesied and yet it happened.

[-] moog@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Isreal isn't a country. Also, if you look at history it's pretty common that some random person and some random text can start religions. It just takes people wanting to believe and be a part of something that other people around them are a part of. There is nothing special about any one religion.

[-] vaseltarp@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It looks like you want to believe that

[-] moog@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago
[-] vaseltarp@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Don't be so hard to yourself.

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