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[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago
[-] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago

The real depressing message is always... 🤢... in the comments.

There, I made myself say it. I apologize if I gave anybody flashbacks to any older, worse social link aggregator platforms.

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[-] stretch2m@infosec.pub 204 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

In other news, birth rates are inexplicably plummeting across the globe. Governments remain baffled.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 120 points 6 days ago

"I bet it's because there's not enough spying in their homes."

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[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 67 points 6 days ago

If I saw any real positive progress being made I'd reverse my decision to not have kids, but they all seem to want to do what's worst for the planet, so why actively bring someone into that?

[-] ODGreen@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 days ago

China reversed its one-child policy and people there are having even fewer kids.

Latin America isn't at the replacement rate of 2 children per couple any more. You know, the continent with all those Catholics? They aren't having kids.

Only Africa now is above the replacement rate. Likely not for long.

Human population will peak way sooner than expected.

What will Western billionaires do when the flow of poor brown people stops? They're dependent on them for cheap labour and to deflect blame onto.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

What will Western billionaires do when the flow of poor brown people stops? They're dependent on them for cheap labour and to deflect blame onto.

They will bring back the slave trade. This time using latinos.

Edit: I'm not even remotely joking or being facetious.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 14 points 5 days ago

And strangely, people aren't spending as much money at the same time... Better jack up prices on everything to compensate!

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago

Could it be that housing prices are rising, people are living paycheck-to-paycheck with no job security, and fascism and the threat of a(nother) world war are on the rise?
Naaah, can't be that.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"Well, of course it's the white genocide. It has to be!"

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[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Most people aren't these YT commenters or Twitter megaphones like Donald Trump.

It's an attention amplification mirage. But we've fed the trolls and given them power.

IMO if folks were largely aware of that, they'd be burning down the headquarters of Big Tech, Big Media, stuff like that. Instead, it makes them depressed because it looks like all other humans are mad, and I find that really sad.

[-] elbiter@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

You definitely have a point. They're not a majority of people. They're just so loud and noisy the real majority can't have a decent conversation anymore.

Not in social media, at least. Social media is totally rigged and scored to fascism.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

The reason assholes like Trump can win elections is because there are SO many other assholes who support them.

Trump won because more people valued hurting others than helping others.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Trump won because of algorithmic propaganda and people following idols instead of history.

This includes the 'assholes' who have been indocrinated for decades.

[-] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Not necessarily. This is a very simplified, decolorized version of events.

Most voters in the US can't even name and shallowly describe any given policy of their chosen candidate. Americans voted for Trump, because they liked one or two things they heard him say. Or simply because they only knew one of the names on the form.

[-] JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip 90 points 6 days ago

One of those comics that only get more depressing as it ages

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 29 points 5 days ago

My son was born in December 2019. Not a day goes by where I don't feel this in my soul. I hate knowing the suffering he is likely to witness or experience so a few can have it all. It equally depresses and infuriates me.

[-] plyth@feddit.org 18 points 5 days ago

There are also great opportunities. You care, he will care. That's a good foundation.

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[-] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 53 points 5 days ago

Literally my number one reason not to have kids

[-] BangCrash@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Cyanide and happiness is your number one reason not to have kids?

That's weird

[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 5 days ago

Fuck that's a depressing comic

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

And its from 6 years ago...

[-] ech@lemmy.ca 57 points 6 days ago

There are lots of children already here with even less support. I know it's not easy in a lot of places, but adoption is a compassionate alternative.

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

no.. I only want little baby that looks like my beautiful face and carries my superior flawless unmatches genes. /s

[-] qualia@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

OP: My desire to reproduce outweighed my capacity for foresight!

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[-] eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 5 days ago

This here is straight up one of the biggest reasons I do not want a kid. Right now it sure seems like the best thing I could do for my children is not force existence upon them.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

I once had a girlfriend tell me she aborted a baby I'd fathered. At the time I was surprised (I learned there was a baby), puzzled, saddened, depressed, and I went to have a drink (ok, several).

But of course she was right.
What kind of lunatic would raise children nowadays?

However The problem is that only lunatics would raise children nowadays. So we'll end up with people raised by lunatics. Our species will drift towards lunacy. (Ok, we're already looneys) Is it realistic to throw kids into the boiling pot to counter the crazy ones? Or should we just let the crazies fight amongst themselves?

I'm for the lmatter (also I won't be there, so it's not like I care, unless I can haunt them, in which case theyre going to fucking suffer), what's your POV?

[-] eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago

As much as I'd like humanity to improve, it feels off to task my not-yet-existent child with trying to fix humanity. It still simply doesn't feel right to bring a child into this existence, and it still doesn't feel right to task them with fixing it all.

If I had more hope that very serious improvements are guaranteed, I might be more keen on it. As it currently sits, it's not my unborn child's job to fix what I failed to fix.

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[-] kittenzrulz123 6 points 4 days ago

Governments when theres no parental leave, unaffordable childcare, skyrocketing cost of living, no social spaces, and they actively sell out the future yet for some strange reason nobody is having children:

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 26 points 5 days ago

2019... The good old times. And then things went bad.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago

It's been bad for much longer than that but I'd argue that 2015/2016 is when it really started to go absolutely terrible.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Every generation has had to deal with some version of this, either they could see it coming or they got blindsided by something. Not saying that makes it ok, it just happens.

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Has there been a time in history where they expected their offspring to live a harder life then themselves though?

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[-] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

Littering is seen as more common than it really is in the public perception thanks to all kinds of cynical messaging from industry groups, like, for example, Big Tobacco and the infamous “Crying Indian Ad”.

This messaging has the effect of shifting the blame of environmental devastation away from industry and onto individuals, much like how the fossil fuel industry popularized the term ‘carbon footprint’ and shifted the onus of fossil fuel emissions away from the fossil fuel industry and onto individuals.

As for the disgusting types of comments depicted in the next panel of the comic, a great deal of that is generated by bots to divide us. It also doesn’t help things in this particular case that only 1 of the 2 main parties/sides in the world’s most “important” country (important and dominant culturally, economically, etc.) is willing to consider any changes to approaches to widespread availability of guns. Creating division is as easy as having bots go around blaming anything (even victims!) except the relative ease of access to guns in the US.

This comic sadly plays into exactly the kind of thinking that leads to defeatism and broad mistrust. The common person is not, in fact, bad.

In fact, it is instead a relatively small number of psychopaths that perpetuate many of the kinds of problems depicted in this comic. The CEOs of any given Big Oil or Big Tobacco company are almost inevitably psychopaths. And we almost cannot help but continue to give power to these kinds of people. They are, after all, often the only ones who think so highly of themselves and their abilities to even offer to take on a leadership role. Sometimes they crave little more than the power itself. And they are the ones with the most power to steer the directions of messaging towards individual blame and individual misdeeds, rather than towards faith in the common person and blame on the corporations they lead.

In other words, the comic’s author is falling right into the trap of being led to see the world misanthropically. When you think “the problem is people,” instead of “the problem is a few people,” there is very little to do except become depressed and inactive.

To solve many of the world’s biggest problems, we literally just need more of the people who first doubt that they themselves could be a good leader to instead raise their hands, instead of letting only the psychopaths and narcissists raise their hands and rise to power.

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Naw, fuck that. Even if we weren't in climate crisis, littering is for tools. Fuck people who litter. It's like walking into someones home and spitting on the floor.

[-] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

Of course, I’m just saying this problem that does indeed exist is blown out of proportion by the messaging we’re bombarded with.

A bit of a case of this, basically:

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

This is why, as a father, you go on a search for the amulet.

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago

Get a vasectomy, you save on having kids and buying condoms. The only disadvantage is her having to clean up all the creampies.

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