Slaps side: You could put so many top secret documents on here!
So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie...
Because if you take horse electrolytes, you wake up the next day with your shoes nailed to your feet with an overwhelming urge to shit in the road.
It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."
Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?
That's a mom that knows that they're ALL much cuter when they're alseep.
Stomp: "I'll have a rum . . . . And coke."
Bartender: "why the pause?"
Stomp: "Dunno, I've always had them."
Congress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.
I've been saying this for months. How long until 47 "has a stroke."
With reddit eating X's ass on the highway to insignificance.
Did both parties involved in the transaction get fired?
Meanwhile, the average parking stall is smaller than a 1978 Honda Civic.