[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Meanwhile, the average parking stall is smaller than a 1978 Honda Civic.

[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

Slaps side: You could put so many top secret documents on here!

[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie...

[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Because if you take horse electrolytes, you wake up the next day with your shoes nailed to your feet with an overwhelming urge to shit in the road.

[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

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[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

That's a mom that knows that they're ALL much cuter when they're alseep.

[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 217 points 1 year ago

Stomp: "I'll have a rum . . . . And coke."

Bartender: "why the pause?"

Stomp: "Dunno, I've always had them."

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I'd still play it though!

[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Congress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.

[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 94 points 1 year ago

I've been saying this for months. How long until 47 "has a stroke."

[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

With reddit eating X's ass on the highway to insignificance.

[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Did both parties involved in the transaction get fired?

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I'm glad I'm over that eelness.

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Garbage answers encouraged.

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