Chunk: And this I've time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like "huuuuh, huuuuh" and dumped it over the side.

Fratelli: I think I'm beginning to like this kid, ma.

It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

That's a mom that knows that they're ALL much cuter when they're alseep.

Stomp: "I'll have a rum . . . . And coke."

Bartender: "why the pause?"

Stomp: "Dunno, I've always had them."

Congress and the judicial branch have fast tracked themselves on a course to redundancy for the past 85 days.

Raw irritated penis

I've been saying this for months. How long until 47 "has a stroke."

So a shitgun instead of a poostol.

With reddit eating X's ass on the highway to insignificance.

I have revived multiple computers and my mom's windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.

Did both parties involved in the transaction get fired?