What unusual thing does your pet do? by 5parky in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My cat is obsessed with my socks. If a load of clean laundry has been left too long before it gets folded and put away, my socks will be scattered throughout the house.

What’s the craziest or most outrageous (maybe even NSFW) incident that led to someone being fired from your workplace? by 5parky in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Did both parties involved in the transaction get fired?

What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on? by 5parky in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

As are pretzel buns.

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Last week I thought I was a sea snake. (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by 5parky@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
1 comments fedilink

I'm glad I'm over that eelness.

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What do we get in return for paying taxes? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by 5parky@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
30 comments fedilink

Garbage answers encouraged.

5parky

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