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[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 50 points 1 year ago

Just say there were terrorists in the trolley.

If there are 20 people in the trolley and 10% of males of fighting age are affiliated with an extremist group, the likelihood that at least one of them is Fuck You Stop Asking Questions

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Your sound just like a terrorist to me *taps at controller*

[-] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I mean it’s a trolley, only extremist socialists and people who understand mass transit is way more sensible than cars use those so I think that alone qualifies it as a target to the FBI/CIA.

I mean ok maybe some people die who just like commuting to work without the massive headache of maintaining and driving a car, but we can’t let those people stand in the way of progress.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago
[-] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I press the button to launch missile at somebody on the other side of the planet who I know nothing about and have just decided to kill because my boss and their boss and their boss all say this is existentially important to the survival of western democracy.

Satisfied I step out of the shipping crate into the barren Nevada sun.

Yes I said yes I will Yes.

[-] Rye 2 points 1 year ago

How would you proof the opposite?

disclaimerI am not really defending drone strikes.


[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago

Do you get to use the fancy ninja sword missiles?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

I really wanna stab that motherfucker but he's a few miles away...

[-] MustrumR@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just strap the blade missile to some missile. Shoot it with a bow or something.

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago
[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

And his wife?

[-] groet@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Lol when did "unmanned Areal vehicles" become "remotely manned". They are not manned that's the whole fuckin point.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Remotely manned means that there is still a human in control and not a computer

[-] groet@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

As has been the case for all UAVs of the past and they are still called "unmanned". Manned used to mean "person on board" and it obviously does not mean that anymore. A remote controlled drone is still unmanned.

Yes they want to differentiate it from a AI controlled drone but it's a stupid way to do so.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Americans reinventing British Knife Crime for $250M per knife.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago

The American Way: no one on the trolley tracks ever gets run over, because Ford and GM lobbied to get rid of them all to sell more cars

[-] dumpsterlid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Neon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I unironically will.

and you will too, once you get away from your edgy "America bad" phase.

[-] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

It’s not edgy, it’s realistic and uncomfortable.

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Literally the only Force that isn't worse than the US is the EU. As long as they don't want to step up and take the Mantle, the US "defending its Interests" and spreading democratic Values across the globe is the best Thing that can happen.

Do you think that the US defending its interests in Ukraine and helping them is a bad Idea? Or that defending their Interests in Taiwan and helping them is a bad Idea? Or did you think that the US ousting the Taliban and giving Girls an Education and Future was a bad Idea? Or that defending global Shipping from Houthi-Terrorism is a bad Idea?

stop with this edgy "America Bad" Mentality. It is not representative of our world.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

Weren't the Afghan Taliban backed by the US in a proxy war against the Soviets?

[-] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

Yes, the above poster is a very patriotic idiot who doesn’t know anything about their own country. Not entirely their fault, however. America bad, after all.

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I know a lot about my own Country. I could tell you about our direct Democracy, the Bundesbrief of 1291, the Rütlischwur, the Sondebundkrieg, the Reasons we didn't join the EEA or the EU.

Or I could just tell you that I'm not a US-Citizen at all and you're the one who draws conclusions off of nothing 🤷‍♂️

[-] Rye 2 points 1 year ago

Have I spotted a Swiss person?

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yours truly

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

ahhh yes, the Soviets, the bringer of liberty and happiness. Funny how every Country that was Occupied by them talks about how it was the worst time they experienced and how they had / still have much higher suicide rates than other Countries. Truly, how could we (the free World) have opposed them?

[-] bigbluealien@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

This is somewhat of a myth by exageration, the US supported the mujahideen, people seem to equate the Taliban and the mujahideen but only a small subset of them became the Taliban, a good number of them would become the Northen Alliance who would resist the Taliban. And it must be said while the US had been the masters of imperialism lately that's no excuse for Soviet imperialism

[-] bigbluealien@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

It literally says "There is no problem". All the examples you give are problems. You're arguing for drone strikes for shits and giggles

[-] brey1013@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

America? Never heard of the place but it does sound like a shithole.

[-] faintbeep@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do you think that the US defending its interests in Ukraine and helping them is a bad Idea?

Yes

Or that defending their Interests in Taiwan and helping them is a bad Idea?

Yes

Or did you think that the US ousting the Taliban and giving Girls an Education and Future was a bad Idea?

lol how did that work out

Or that defending global Shipping from Houthi-Terrorism is a bad Idea?

You mean defending Israeli shipping from sanctions, in order to support the genocide in occupied Palestine? What kind of answer did you even expect to this one?

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unfortunately, it's always "defending US interests" which is the problem. Historically, US interests have been counter to strong local independent governments. The US has interests in low cost labor and natural resources. There are still a lot of people in the US gov. that are only incentivised to do the right thing if they get a major perk or kick back from doing it. I like to think that we're getting more progressive, and stepping away from the abhorrent shit our grandparents did to South/Central America, but then we get shit like trump withholding support from Ukraine unless they are willing to smear his political rivals. Then it becomes clear that there is still a very influential "old guard" in the government that prevents the US from actually defending the welfare of the many from the benefit of the few.

[-] NoLifeGaming@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

It's not a phase, it's based in reality. Take Vietnam and Iraq for example and the civilian casuilities that came out of that. And oh of course we lied about weapons of mass destruction.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Or the many, many coups that the USA was directly or indirectly involved in, like in nearly every South and Central American country (Chile, Argentina, Brazil, Nicaragua, Haiti, Panama, etc), or the "humanitarian intervention" of Yugoslavia, or any entry in that very big list of atrocities they committed.

Just because there are "worse" countries forcefully imposing their wants, that doesn't make USA good, something that other poster fails to acknowledge.

[-] pachrist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Some people have to believe they're the good guy so badly that they'll kill hundreds of thousands of people to prove it.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Pictured: San Bernardino circa 1940

[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

The American interests are testing the drone in the field.

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