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[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 years ago

This post is from 2022-07-13.

ISO 8601 Meister Rasse

[-] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Meister Rasse

You know the problem with that one. I suggest Herren Rennen instead.

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Yes, Herren Rennen is much better, Dankeschön!

[-] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

You're welcome, mein Kerl. Bitteschön!

[-] twotenth@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

This is THE way.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah, imperial is... confusing... like you have inches, but then you don't get decainches, you get feet 😒. And then you don't have kiloinches, you have miles 🤦.

[-] NightAuthor@beehaw.org 18 points 2 years ago

What drives me nuts is that everyone likes to pretend America came up with this shit. But it was Britain, they just decided to abandon it for a new standard and were were too busy building a damn country and hating Britain to just adopt a new measurement system.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 2 points 2 years ago

Ok, ok, you're right, I won't tease you guys any more about this 😂.

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

they at least saw the dogshit and put then away

[-] Enasni@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

It’s easy though. 1 mile is approximately 8,448 bananas long.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 years ago

properly, a banana is a unit of energy rather than length

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 5 points 2 years ago

Thanks, might come in handy if I ever visit Madagascar 😉 ☺️.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago
  • 1 foot = 1.2 decainches
  • 1 yard = 3.6 decainches
  • 1 mile = 5.28 kiloinches
  • 1 mile = 1.76 kiloyards
[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

WTF, I though they were related in 10s, that's not even true 🤦.

EDIT: Shit, now I got it, they're related in 12s, like in dousens... why, WHY!

[-] TheGayTramp@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

It’s not like base ten is some magic thing that’s better in all aspects. I’ll admit that imperial is inconsistent sure, but a dozenal system makes sense when you need to divide things a lot. One foot being twelve inches means you can half, quarter, third, or sixth it without dealing with fractions

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have to agree though that this is true. Still, it makes it more difficult if you have to work with 10s, like take a 10th of the measurement.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago
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[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Just wait until you find out what system dozens comes from.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I really have no idea, but I am curious.

EDIT: Is it the clock? 12 hours?

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

From Wikipedia:

“A "dozen" is a unit of measurement. It means twelve (12) items of something. The term goes back to duodecim, which means 12 in Latin. Humans might have started to count on a base 12 because there are approximately 12 cycles of the moon in one cycle of the sun. In other words, a solar year has 12 months. The first to have used the unit were probably the Mesopotamians.

12 dozen (144 items) are a gross. 12 gross (1728 items) are called a great gross. A great hundred is 120 or ten dozen (a dozen for each finger on both hands).

The dozen is convenient because its multipliers and multiples are convenient: 12 = 3 × 2 × 2, and 360 = 30 × 12. The French word douzaine means "about twelve" and is part of a family of words with similar meanings, e.g. vingtaine – "about 20" centaine – "about 100" etc. A baker's dozen, also known as a long dozen, is thirteen.”

So, as you can see, the idea of a dozen seems to be deeply ingrained in our history and psychology to the point that we probably shouldn’t question it too much and leave bakers to ponder the mystery of 12=13.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 1 points 2 years ago

Hm, interesting, good to know 👍.

Have to admit though, bakers are weird 😂.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Bakers dozens are more about legal protection than anything. An extra loaf of bread is a lot easier to give away, than taking a beating in medieval times for shorting someone.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 2 points 2 years ago

So it turns out bakers were actually smart 😂... and they probably got to live longer too 😂.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

In fact, I’m baked right now.

[-] stringere@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

EDIT: Shit, now I got it, they’re related in 12s, like in dousens… why, WHY!

Haha, if only.

Distance

-12 inches = 1 foot

-3 feet = 1 yard

-22 yards = 1 chain

-10 chains = 1 furlong

-8 furlongs = 1 mile

Weights

-16 drams = 1 oz

-16 oz = 1 pound

-14 pounds = 1 stone

-8 stone = 1 hundredweight = 112 lb

-20 hundredweight = 1 ton

Volume

-20 fluid oz = 1 pint

-8 pints = 1 gallon

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What? They measure in chains and stones 🤨 😂. I actually didn't know that 🤣🤣🤣. Regarding oz, I thought it was a liquid (volume) measurement unit... cuz I've seen it on milk containers... oh well, guess I was wrong 😂.

EDIT: Oh wait, no, it's for both weight and volume 🤣🤣🤣.

EDIT 2: Nope, there is a volume and a weight oz 🤣, this thing just keeps getting better and better 🤣.

[-] stringere@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

See, we told you it was easy!

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Then they also use 1000ths of an inch. Because fuck it, let's just throw in a single base 10 unit.

Biggest dislike is lb-mol and Rankine. Like, it you're gonna do science, use the metric system, Jesus. Ain't no one gonna take you seriously using your off-brand clown units.

[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Then they also use 1000ths of an inch. Because fuck it, let's just throw in a single base 10 unit.

Well, to be completely honest, you could say the same about miliseconds... I mean, they are the only ones that do base 10 regarding time measurement 😂.

Ain't no one gonna take you seriously using your off-brand clown units.

🤣🤣🤣 gave me a good chuckle 🤣🤣🤣

[-] irkli@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What does make sense of systems prior to the modern metric system is that they were based on needs and abilities of centuries past, which -- surprise! -- have changed.

What does NOT make sense is not so much inertia in making change, but people who get all butthurt and complainy when suggested they change practices, like many nitwits in the US. Hell the British did it, we can.

Some of the measures of volume and length make reasonable sense -- though the names are funny many are half or double of others, or times 4, or multiples of 2 or 4.

When most people never ventured more than 20 miles from where they were born only traders had to worry about shit like that.

England and the US, prob others I just don't know, had * local time *, I mean at the town to town level. How would they know they're different? Few people had portable clocks. That ended with train systems. In the 1840s I think.

I was on a car forum where members complained that the metric system caused the space shuttle explosion, and why can't we have mercurochrome and hitting children in schools back. Luckily they're all dying off now.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

It's mostly just people like to attack conversions no one really does. Even with it's nice easy conversions, the average person isn't going to tell you how many nanometers are in a megameter, which isn't qualitatively different than barleycorns in a league.

Science also just invents new units of measure when it's convenient, light years, parsecs, astronomical units, moles, etc.

[-] stringere@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Moles are real, not invented by science!

[-] 342345@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago

And now let's look at our time units... leap years, leap second. A month has 28, 29, 30 or 31 days. A day has 2*12 hours. An hour has 60 minutes or 3600 seconds (Babylonian mathematics :) )

I see room for improvement.

[-] muhyb@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

There is always a room for improvement. :)

[-] HaphazardFinesse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Base 10 time makes me irrationally angry though lol

[-] Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Oh I love it. Why did they drop it????

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago
[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 points 2 years ago

this meme is 3.3 burgers/bullet not great not terrible

[-] muhyb@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

I mean, I feel kinda same too but maybe someone will find a better things to write.

[-] shield@lemmy.tf 4 points 2 years ago

Please help me I've been balancing the donkey on this seesaw for 30 years

[-] muhyb@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Are you the cat or the dog? (By the way the cat's just pretending to help.)

[-] tuto193@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Where is the first picture from? I've only seen the statue in Bremen (Germany), but never really looked up what it meant or where it really comes from.

[-] topRamen@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Imperial was based on using body parts and common items to measure things. Inch was about the width of a mans thumb, foot the size of his foot, yard was the length of his arm, etc. But we have more access to things to measure now so like its kinda pointless but just stuck.

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