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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago

I saw my wife give birth, it was both gross and fascinating but mostly I was grateful that she went through that for us, so yeah I also thought it was beautiful.

[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago

It's so cool to see. The head comes out so slowly but then once the shoulders are out, the baby just pops right out. Amazing.

[-] Thrashy@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago

I'm a bit squeamish, so I arranged myself so as to be seated basically next to my wife's head, facing the wall, and was laser focused on holding her hand and maintaining eye contact with her.

Meanwhile, the delivering doctor was narrating a play by play as our kid went from just barely crowning to head fully out in three contractions, and then she just had to maneuver his shoulder free and he popped out on the fourth push. Three random things I will never forget from that night:

  • The doctor seeing the umbilical cord and announcing "That's a man that likes to eat!"
  • The doctor further complimenting my wife that she "rocked that thing out like it was her job"
  • One of the nurses looking into the hazmat bucket they'd packed the placenta into and muttering "Jesus Christ..."

Overall, 10/10, never doing it ever again.

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 years ago

I watched it on youtube once. "So cool" is about the last descriptor I would use. "Disgusting", and "fuckin nasty" are some of the words that came out of my mouth during that video.

I think you've got the glow of parenthood on that memory.

[-] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 18 points 2 years ago

Did she poop? I remember watching one on YouTube while eating a banana and the lady pooped herself while pushing

Still ate the banana

[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Actually no, she did not. I had thought we all pooped when we gave birth but nope. Now I'll have to wonder forever if I pooped or not.

[-] The_wild_card@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

This guy likes his banana.. almost too much

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Its different whwn its your own family

[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Nah, it was my friend's kid. I was there to support her. I've been the one giving birth before and it was just a blur of screaming and pain, but from the other side it was so cool. I'm not squeamish with blood and stuff so I could just focus on the fact that an entire person just popped out of my friend. What the fuck.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

The cord was much harder to cut than I thought it would be. Like it wasn't hard, just more effort than I thought it would have needed.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Like cutting rubber foam with dull scissors.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah, that's pretty accurate. I thought it would be like cutting some chicken skin with alright scissors haha.

Edit: not sure why you were down voted.

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

My wife is preggers so I've got all this to look forward to .

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Don't bail out on watching it. It really is fascinating to see.

But for sure don't prioritize watching over helping your wife out. Pushing on her upper back while she's pushing helped my wife out a ton. There was a clear difference in the baby's movement through the birth canal when I helped out.

But have fun! It's such a wild, exhausting time. Your wife is going to struggle so be supportive!

Sorry for the unsolicited advice, we had our first kid a couple months ago, so it's still fresh in my mind.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I was amazed on how much blood there was.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

My wife was super out of it on Epidural drugs during real labor, but I love telling her the sound of the blood hitting the floor after the baby came out.

It was baby then SPLOOSSHH. I'll never forget that noise.

[-] darthsid@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

I’m dense… can someone explain?

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

"that thing" is her vagina

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 years ago

It's her vagina that stretches as the baby comes out

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 years ago

It looks like blowing a hairy bubble

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago
[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

A bubble from the flesh swamp

[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Why u do dis

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You are adorable. Really. Stay that way. I admire your flair of innocence and curiosity.

[-] otacon239@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago

I think instead of showing him just a picture of the baby, she’s showing pictures of having the baby.

[-] vikingqueef@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago
[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago

I delivered my baby and for sure about 35% of my thought process in that period was "holy shit she's really stretched out" lol

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