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[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Need a blank space for a non-stick

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

Non stick, non cooking, non spray

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That’s me!

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Not a hotdog

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, I always enjoy a nice plate of spaghetti sticks...

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like them with a little non-spray cooking stick.

And black pepper

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 8 points 1 year ago

You savage. I usually cook mine before eating.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I like to build a little house out of them like Lincoln logs and then crunch through it like Godzilla

[-] zip 4 points 1 year ago

I like the way your brain works.

[-] Senseless@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear. Penis boiling. Send help.

[-] match@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago
[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

crabcore headbanging intensifies

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Reminder: WD40 is not intended to be a lubricant although that's what most people think it is and use it for. No. Stop it.

[-] Evia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Huh, TIL. What's it intended for then?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's a cleaning/ degreasing spray.

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It's a solvent.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

WD-40 isn't a lubricant nor is it a penetrant

That's one of society's unthought of misconceptions

[-] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] feannag@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I am a stick.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago
[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You forgot about sticky cooking spray

[-] drew_belloc@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

That's not a stick it's a legendary sword

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What's brown and sticky?

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Missed the spray (pic of sea spray)

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Or something else...( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

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